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Who can keep track of Trump's promises, failures, and crimes? So I built a museum of horrors at loserbored.com with real data. Updated quarterly with major promises and claims. Or if I'm bored.

Drafting two alt posts for Nov 4: One for who gets to take credit, another for who gets blamed.

If Trump wins the midterms he promises every American will get MaraLago face.

Kash announces FBI investigation into Zelensky for election interference.

To be fair to Trump, red diesel can't come from anywhere but Rusher, otherwise it's just sparkling diesel.

Woke claims another victim - MO Senator Eric Schmitt can't even answer a simple question - what is a woman...'s basketball team?

When did he say the 5k Trump Welfare Checks are coming? I am a stereotypical basedment man and I require xbox points.

TRUMP DECLARES 100% TARIFF ON THE FED is a headline I half-expect to see tomorrow.

I'd love to see the venn diagram of patriots who object to 2A background checks and patriots who love requiring photo id to buy pasta.

Mr. Prez I get there's a 3,000 yard gash in something you said was "so strong you can't cut it with a knife" while hundreds of police and NG stood back and stood by, but please sir will you finally explain how the Reflecting Pool Vandals stole the 2020 election? sir the people need to know

Chaos, misery, and America's failure aside - who would have thought trump owning and fleecing maga would be so dang entertaining?

If we stop letting immigrants into America, who's gonna pay all the red states' bills?

I read the Deceleration again and it says right there in imortable words 'Trump was created as the image of the One True God, very endowed, with certain Unimpeachable Rights' Don't bother checking, your copy is probably wrong.

Watching Fox all I see are 'So Much For Global Warming' segments oh wait i'm 6 months behind.

boy he really is Right About Everything - America sure feel like the hottest country in the world rn

Guys I think you're all being too hard on the President on his 250th birthday.

People calling Trump a serial fuckup are being Very Unfair™ to His true Greatness: His uncanny ability to be a parallel fuckup.

He literally gave the reflecting pool a spray tan and killed it. Writers - come on, now!

ALGIFA strikes again - Or is it AL-GAEADA. Who can tell, these days?

RFKjr opines on social security, Bessent blabbers on war+protests, Patel doles cash & snorkels the Arizona waiting for mass shooters' moms to snitch, Bondi testifies to the Dow, Miller weakly dunks on Talarico's gender, and the bearded baby Vancesplains the Bible to the pope. What's the job again?

If you were among the tens of millions who 'aren't political', think 'congresscritters' are 'all corrupt', and took His promises at face value, how are you not more angry?

Trump edges towards his 90 Iran Deals in 90 Days promise and all you people can do is be so unfair.

With every action I am more convinced that people heard him say 'fuck you!' and thought... yeah! he's gonna fuck you! - instead of hearing his actual plan, like his whole life, is 'fuck YOU!'

The DOW crossed 50,000 today! No followup questions.

Perhaps our King of Kings needs stigmata bandages because he's got blood coming out of his wherever.

This administration is so unbelievably good at fucking up, one wonders if they even deserve the spoils of their shameless graft.

If Trump doesn't hold his Coronation on the 250th, some Democrats will say he's weak - and they'd be right.

Is He still for You? Or Him/Them?

The great self-dealmaker said Obama had 'absolutely no ability to negotiate' with Iran and would start a war. Instead, Obama did a Great Deal and the other guy started two Iran Wars. That's why I'm voting Independent.

Our Total Military Victory drags on 76 days so Iran halts the nuclear Trump allowed by pulling out of JCPOA. American families each foot almost a $1,000 bill for Iran War I & now IWII: Hormuz Hagallah, counting only jacked gas $ vs just before the war and DOW (Dept of War) bucks. Still worth it?

DOW hit 50 thou yet? So close... When it does, that's 9% annual return or less, the longer it takes. Not too long ago he called Biden's 16% a 'failing economy'. But hey, he got President, what does anyone who voted for him matter now? I call that 'smart'.

If I finance my burger does that make it an investment?

80 days in, retail gas customers alone have spent an extra $45Bn at the pump, $300 per household. Gas is almost $1.50 more than it was when he took office and promised to lower it, $1.00 more than Biden's 4-year average. Romney was right, god bless him, just about the wrong guy.

Every story a variation on 'and then everyone clapped'

Absolutely brilliant: Tariffs cost Americans ~2k/family this past year, yet still covered only 2% more of one year's fed budget. Now - the companies get your refund because the Guy didn't bother to pass them legally through Congress. Please, please keep voting this way. It's hilarious, if tragic.

Coffee still costs 40% more - 10¢ more per cup even at home. But cut each cup with 2 raw eggs, you can break even to 2024 prices (just ignore the past year when you paid 200% more per dozen). I call it Salmonella Blend and it's gonna be huge.

The natural, logical 2A conclusion is that the entire White House Press Corps should be heavily armed at all times.

For a guy who said cheating on taxes was smart, he sure does make a great taxman: You have paid an extra $89 Billion at the pump because of his War, which now killed almost 10k people and wounded 44k - I'm sure not a single one will hold a grudge, after He makes a deal that barely matches Obama's.

Speech spells seashells on the seashore

you know, obama never got kid rock to brief the pentagon. 4D check and...mate.

2A does not protect a right to bear opinions critical of your president. Guns don't kill people - tweets by center-left accounts do.

After the inevitable Iran Deal no better and most likely worse than Obama's, just remember you have to grade Trump on a Bell Curve.

The WHCD attempt is proof that for the safety of this country, now more than ever - we must replace every face on Mt. Rushmore with Trump's.

This admin has really raised the bar for any after - whether it's DOGE savings or deportations, all it takes is less than 1% of your promise to say you've won.

Never in the history of the country has one man been so desperate to prove himself better that a black man, only to prove over and over again what a pathetic failure he is in comparison. Ok, maybe not never...

GOPeeners crying about VA and CA putting to voters what TX did by decree made one fatal error forewarned by many a bumper sticker - they messed with Texas.

If Democrats, for a singular transactional moment, promised Trump they'd slap his name on everything after the midterms, he would throw the entire GOP under the bus and drive over it. This I know to be self-evidently true.

With math whiz and dead penis expert RFK Jr. equivocating on stats: measles haven't been this bad since outbreaks under Bush (Poppy not Dubya), with only a few hundred cases/year since, now at 4k for this administration, almost 1,800 in this year alone. #MAHA