Tim Lowell

Pinned post, story of my life.

@harryshearer.bsky.social Don’t let AI be your shrink? Also don’t let AI be your travel agent. Yikes. Schenectady ends up being near Watertown. And that’s not remotely the worst thing on this map. (I know this is AI because this organization, Minor League Cricket, uses AI for almost everything).

The sound on MLB tv sounds like it’s underwater #mets

Congrats @somersetccc.bsky.social. Proper cricket club. The T20 finals day should be the biggest occasion in the domestic calendar. Hopefully it will be again next year….

Did Carter bet the under on his own snaps? #eagles

The #mets bullpen…

If only Soto could pitch. #mets

This #mets collapse is working in nicely with the start of the Caribbean Premier League and Minor League Cricket. Good job to everyone.

Why can’t the Mets get a nice blowout? A laugher? A romp? A game where the left fielder comes in to pitch? Why??? #mets

Seriously, did @nytpitchbot.bsky.social get hired at the NYT? It’s self-parody at this point. #nyt

Something needs to happen here, Stevie. #mets

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That was fast. It’s a good thing Smoltz or the other guy who I do not even want to bother googling weren’t apologizing for anything. #mets

My favorite Realmuto gif. #mets

It’s amazing how fast they can go from a 5-game division lead to looking like they’ll never win another game. #mets

Soto covered his head. Denzel Clarke would like a word. #mets

Stinking gNats. #mets

@wxpnfm.bsky.social “Wild In the Streets” sounds like one of the inspirations (to be kind) for Blondie’s “One Way Or Another.”

I’m going to pass the hat around and buy Erin Hills a tree. #lpga #uswomensopen

Uh-oh, this game is about to get tied up. #mets

I hear Meidroth and I think Mycroft, like he’s appearing from the Cabinet Office to tell his brother Sherlock how the world really works. #mets

TOOTBLAN🚨 #mets

Did not see him catching that one. #mets

Jeff McNeil LF-4e15(0) He’s not going to get it! #mets

Sound on mute is definitely the way to go with ESPN. Just in general. #mets

It’s that day again! #mets

Join Joe and AJ as they talk for three more hours about teams that aren’t playing tonight, on FOX!. #mets

Brett Baty #mets

Whatever that is, Pete, please stop. #mets

The Indianapolis 500, the Kentucky Derby for men driving cars. #mets

Luisangel 🎶 how I love him 🎶 #mets

Pete Alonso was a home-run hitter… #mets

Normally I would say that was worth a send, but that was the ugliest looking throw I’ve seen in a while (it bounced three times and rode up the mound) and they still got Marte by a lot, so in this case, maybe stay at third. #mets

Hey, he gets the $755M whether he hustles or not. #mets

This isn’t going well. #mets

Thank you for being the Pirates! #mets

This game is nutty. #mets

The Pirates with Skenes: one of the greatest teams in MLB. The Pirates without Skenes: the Pirates. #mets

I’ll say it. The ballgame is over! #mets

Well, Anna Faris can’t do that idea ever again. #nbaplayoffs

The Cards are playing Cirque du Soleil defense out there. Bonkers. #mets

Juan “It would have been out in Yankee Stadium” Soto. #mets

Sovereignty beats Journalism. Boy, the Kentucky Derby really wants to rub it in with being pro-oligarchy. #kentuckyderby

Will Gary Dell’abate be inducted into the World Golf Hall of Fame based on the number of times his nickname has been shouted at golf tournaments? Seems only fair. #pga #golf #thecjcupbyronnelson

Buttó about to get the boot, oh. #mets

The Lou? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*snort*HAHAHAHAHAHA….It certainly smells like one. #mets