Lowfiend

I would laugh so hard if, since he has nothing left to lose, Ethan Klein was just like... "Yeah, fuck Israel." I mean, you don't even have your IDF wife at this point. What's left to lose?

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously?

permanently out of the loop, irony poisoned, and incoherent

i have 32GB DDR4 in my motherboard and i'm mad at the government :(

being sober is great for the most part but I suddenly remember I can no longer "smoke big doinks in Amish" and now I'm sad

every few years I will break out the Good Post Machine™ and make a Good Post™, and then retire it for a few more years lest it catch fire

Did... Did trump just bribe the American public with $5000 if repubs win? How is this not impeachable?

Man, I feel like an old curmudgeon, but... I'm not excited by any game releases lately. GTA6? Meh. Looks like a RDR2 GTA mod. OoT? Looks... Alright. Witcher 3 remaster looks pretty good, but like... I dunno. Maybe I'm just getting older.

Yeah yeah, OoT, whatever. Hit me up when they remake Majora's Mask. Then I'll get excited.

Today is officially 60 days completely sober. Which... is nice. Really nice.

no more forever wars! >6 months later whoops lol ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Aha! Just as I was expecting! The new Ghost in the Shell is really good lol

Every time I go on Twitter, I'm reminded why I never go on Twitter.

How is CS2 in Season 5 and the cheating is still this bad? Valve has got to get this under control or this game is COOKED.

This looks SO good! I can't believe they went with a retro, 80s visual style. I might actually have to watch a new show for once.

owen wilson starring in freaky friday

Happy May Day, everyone. Let's remember the reason for the season: you have nothing to lose but your chains.

CYBERPUNK-98 Hope I got the palette limitations right!

bro aint nobody in this country walking away from omelas lol

Merry Christmas, everyone.

I was looking for animal crossing characters to draw because I'm bored, and I realized Barold is just Armenian Cory. So I drew him as such.

The Cro-Magnon urge to realize that we're all just animals, everything we've created is just some social construct we cling to, and reject society/move to the sierras and die my first winter in the mountains because I have no idea what to do and can't shitpost my way through a blizzard.

Without downloading anything new - Where are you today

Finally down in the 220s for the first time in years. I know I still have a way to go, but I'm proud of how much I've lost since my high of 280. Hoping to hit 200 by the end of the year.

Jokes on you: the rapture happened in reverse. We're all in hell.

All I'm going to say is, it's really worrying that we have political violence happening every day in a country with basically no mental health services and massive amounts of heavy weaponry. This shit is bad, and it's only going to get worse.

flaming moe's

"don't trust anyone who sincerely uses some dumbass nickname for Trump" is a nearly flawless rule

The pendulum swing after America's current tryst with fascism is going to be fucking wild. If people though that 'woke' was bad, what's coming next is going to be insane. We're going to swing so far left that Obama might get tried for war crimes.

Post a pic of you that's not actually you

I'm oscillating wildly between "terminally online schadenfreude," and "I hate the fact I'm basically obligated to care about this because these are the most powerful men in our country."

THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTING

I love the fact that humans have always been sassy lil shitposters.

been working out lately so i can be hot and stupid instead of just stupid

Half-Life 2 (2004)

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Teaching myself how to use more advanced video editing software. Someone should probably stop me.

this is the funniest joke ive ever made and none of you damn zoomers will understand it because todd hasn't released an elder scrolls game in 14 years. fuck you todd

sometimes i really love this damn game #cyberpunk2077

the father, the son, the holy spirit

streamers were a net negative to humanity

as a weezer fan, i have absolutely no idea how ive slept on ozma. to be fair, i havent really actively deep dived into weezer-esqe power pop since i was like... 23? but seriously. ozma is pretty god damn good.

the more i listen to bill burr, the more it seems like he's the only comedian anymore with their head screwed on right

pat finnerty is like the Deadmau5 of alternative rock, in the fact that he's a smart bald sarcastic asshole and I love him