Low Quality Facts (@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social)

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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

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Nature is crazy.

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That's why old people have such thick mustaches.

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Bat Blanket. I know the Cat Bat is adorable, but please do not try to breed one at home. I don't know if it's illegal, but at the very least it is a crime against nature. collabs.shop/fb9dmf

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Some of you weirdos interpreted "please don't breed the Cat Bat at home" WAY differently than how I meant it.

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I love Keanu Reeves.

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A lot of people don't realize this.

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Nature is crazy.

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Wow, I never knew that.

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mood Indicator Pin. It can spin to display different moods. But let's be real, it doesn't need to. This is exactly how you're feeling. collabs.shop/obneny

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Person looking at this pin: Oh no, you're in a bad mood? Me: What? That's my good mood.

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I love owls.

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All true superhero fans know this.

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Wow, I never knew that.

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That blows my mind.

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Halloween Felting Kit. They estimate these will take you two hours each to make. Or if you're artistically challenged like myself, two months. collabs.shop/jvw7em

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Yes, that ghost is doing what you think it's doing.

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The man was born to skate.

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Never forget.

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I gave up over nine million followers on Twitter to be on Bluesky full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Sir Ian McKellen.

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Not All Who Wander Are Lost Pin. This is the perfect pin to put on your dog's collar in case they ever run away from home. collabs.shop/pznu9g

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I encourage more of you to try getting lost sometime, it is the only think keeping search and rescue workers in business.

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Neither do I.

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We made a comic about the Teletubbies.

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I generally do not like to acknowledge this, but I feel the need to state that this is satire. For the love of God please do not test this one.

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Camels are so greedy.

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Adopt A Familiar Shirt. When I say "Adopt, don't shop." I am not talking about some run of the mill golden retriever. Please adopt a raven who was abandoned after it told its previous owner how they will die. collabs.shop/w4ybr3

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Pets that dabble in the dark arts and sometimes accidentally summon demons deserve a loving home too.

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Wow, I never knew that's what they were for.

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I love Pedro Pascal.

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That's fair.

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Amazing.

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cowboy Boots Cat Pin. This is why you should always check your boots before putting them on. There could be a cat snoozing in there. Even if you don't have a cat, they'll still find a way. collabs.shop/hxeudj

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This one didn't get too many likes. I guess people just aren't interested in cats in cowboy boots anymore. Back in the 1800s, the entire town would have gathered around to see such a spectacle.

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I love Mad Men.

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Words cannot express how much I love this chonky little gnome.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

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That's crazy.

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Ghost Pals Blanket. True friends will: -Hold your sheet while you projectile vomit ectoplasm. -Help you haunt your old neighbor Harold just because he'd sometimes park in your spot. -Bully Casper with you because that dude is a total narc. collabs.shop/wd47yh

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This is also why you should never pinkie promise someone that you'll be their friend forever. You might drift apart and then regret it when you're both ghosts.

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It's too easy to start doomscrolling with the constant stream of terrible things happening on your phone. So I encourage you all to put your phones down, go outside, and see that terrible things are happening out there too.

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We made a comic about a carnival.

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That makes sense.

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A lot of people assume it's in France, but they're wrong.

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Weekly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make cool things like today's Low Quality Ad, this Galaxy in a Jar Pin. collabs.shop/vqn2o1

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This pin is a visual representation of the Pickle Jar Theory, which hypothesizes that our galaxy is contained in a giant pickle jar, and that our planets are huge pickles that will one day be eaten by enormous hungry aliens. The theory has been strongly rejected by every astronomer I've emailed.

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Obviously.

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Me: So what's the strategy until the next election? Democrats: We're going to zoom in on pictures of Trump's bruised hand and post it on social media every day. Me: Uhh okay cool, what else? Universal Healthcare? Investigating corruption? Democrats: We're gonna zoom in real close on that hand.

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That blows my mind.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.