Lowson

Name: Andrew Pronouns: He/Him Location: London Interests: Technology 💻, Guitar 🎸, Movies 🎥, Cooking 👨‍🍳, Travelling ✈️ Vocation: Software Engineer

I moved seat last minute on this flight so I wasn’t next to a colleague for 7 hours and have ended up surrounded by babies with parents uttering things like “she is so fun just now, chilled but loud” …

Julie at any given moment:

Here we go again! #thetraitors

😱 #thetraitors

Please give whoever booked Ross Kemp for this a raise #CelebrityTraitors

Went to my first kink night, wearing something fun, and I think it has awoken something in me…

If this Veet is for men, does that mean I can finally put it on my balls?

Not seeing nearly enough locktober pics

There was a guy walking on the dunes in Maspalomas in full rubber in 29° heat. I don’t understand how they could survive in that outfit 😬 He looked good though, as did his friend 👀

This is great news. People put GB News on in the office and this change will stop his badly aging face from disrupting my day.

I should call him.

Met Aidan’s mum for coffee… Me: hello, lovely to see you! Her: you look tired. She then told me again five minutes later, in case I forgot.

Today I unknowingly, accidentally, built a piece of Ikea furniture in their prayer room. I realised when someone came to use it…I was mortified 😶

I really need to buy new swimwear. What would anyone recommend?

Seeing the hottest new release today!

Very happy with my sourdough this morning! Trying to find a poetic reason why only one side is seeded, other than they all fell off in the oven…

Roast tonight with every london gay in Manchester

Have a great, gay time at Manchester Pride everyone! 🏳️‍🌈

I sang Tribute at karaoke last night and nobody knew it. The whole bar went from singing along to Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing to an awkward “what is this?” stare as we blasted our hearts out.

Turns out the “injury” from yesterday was one of the front brakes getting stuck on someone’s bike, he didn’t realised, powered through for 20km and fucked his legs. 💀

I’m in a cute spa hotel outside of somewhere called Lichtaart, and met two very cute boys in the steam room from Antwerp. I need to travel more.

On a straight lads holiday in Amsterdam and none of them really fancied the gay clubs on a Monday night. Lame.

Why did I sign up for a bootcamp thing this morning 😪

*urge to post heat themed thirst growing with every sip of gin*

I’m finally free 🥹

At work a solid hour earlier than usual just to prove a point to @aidan94.bsky.social that I could get up and showered before he had to… So I win I guess… 😴

Work is absolutely wiping me out just now. I go in tired, come out exhausted and am barely functional.

Checking out the original before going to see The Odyssey tomorrow

We love a trend… Honestly rate yourself: Looks: 5 Creativity: 6 Humour: 7 Mental Health: 7 Empathy: 8 Patience: 5

Robyn was very good! Some of the crowd were a nightmare though thinking the entire arena was their personal dance floor

Someone on the tube already smells like a sweaty mess and I’m only semi-confident it’s not me

Very happy with how my blueberry lemon cake turned out last night.

How beautifully well rested I feel...