Lt. Barnacle

I love live music! And I'm not saying that because I just saw several of my favorite bands. Support independent music Free palestine!

Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring.

Customers on the phone: i have an urgent emergency, my ac system isnt working! I need immediate help. Customers when i arrive: sorry, the doorbell doesnt work, i wasnt where i could hear the door, and didnt hear the many rogs barking.

Without changing a single word... What Star Trek episode or film title could also be a porn title? The Most Toys. S03E22

Downgrade a movie HeckBoy

I have some pics, but they are terrible. DM if you are interested. I can show the pics I got or go back and get better pics and more information. 🖖🏻

I went into an antique shop with some great Star Trek finds. * a binder full of all TOS, both autographed and non-autographed photos. * a TOS Tricorder by Diamond Select. * full size cardboard cutout of Nimoy/Spock. * various figures from: ENT & KelvinTOS.

Excuse me, do you have a few minutes to talk about our lord and savior, Sutter Cane? 🔪

Downplay a book or movie. The Devil Wears Crocs

Dress for the job you want.

Happy Bastille Day! Vive la France!

Total Annihilation. 2.

Best STAR TREK captain. Wrong answers only.

NEW: Senator Mitch McConnell speaks to supporters in his library

It really surprises me how many people will call in an emergency service call for their air conditioner. And then not answer the phone when we are on our way.

An electric wall, eh? I cant see the harm in peeing on that.

Its a dark and stormy night.... This can mean only one thing. Time to watch TNG - The Royale.

Star Trek. All of them.

Mr Biscuits is my banner. And a very good boy!

This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture Jadzia is sunning herself.

Merge two movies: From Dusk till Dawn of the Dead.

Don’t skip! Post you in another country.

The crossover nobody wants: Kylo Ren and Stimpy.

IDIC means everyone. 🖖

The merry men will not be playing at the 250th celebration.

Found these at a garage sale today. Soon I'll be able to ask where the double urinal is.

These tariffs were designed in consultation with my council of economic advisors

Drop some RUNNING

Post your warning sign

A followed by D. I'd let the experts tackle the problem the way they know best.

Post you in another country. Belgium in 2018. It was a good trip. Lots of good food and chocolate.

Klingon cook: perhaps today is a good day for fries!

Drop some armor

My work ipad has caused me nothing but problems. I asked to use my android tablet I stead, but they said no. Sigh, who needs to scroll anyway?

My Nation? VNV

Great game. The console, not so much.

I was going to make an irrational joke for pi day, but I decided against it.

It always annoys me that every single navigation app assumes I am going the complete opposite way when I start navigation. Google maps, waze, apple maps, Garmin maps, etc. All of them just assume I am going a different direction. Even if I stop and recalculate, it spins my direction 180.

Deadlock, Planetary Conquest. An average turn based strategy game from the mid 90s. I play it at least once a month.

Question. Does any ship that sinks become a wreck? Or only those that are left in place. In other words, Does a refloated and repaired ship become a non-wreck? Or was it never a wreck to begin with.

I wonder if 007 ever thought, "perhaps today IS a good day to spy!"

Show me your Uber driver.

Lot of negativity going around. Post anything #StarTrek that cheers you up 🖖 Here's our trek shelf. A portion of all our trek stuff.

Post a banger not in English. I could go on and on. I have loads of great non-english music. youtu.be/rusblPnuRpY?...

Saving Private Sausage

My brothers? Blues.

It was exactly this cold this morning.

Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers The Birthday Massacre Night Club Pixel Grip Stevie Nicks Leathers

I WANT GREENLAND!!!!!