That was in the garbage, Luci.

My heart. My stupid dorky 10 year old heart.

The classic piss dribble of fascism leaking out of his mouth: “*They* don’t produce culture” Like listen here before you emulsion blend your voicebox any further you rusty fart, the only ideology incapable of creating art is fascism Art requires asking questions. Hard when you “have every answer”

I want to kiss it

2036 liberals are already asking “reasonable questions” about black muscle density and pain tolerance. “It’s about protecting women” they say while sitting directly on their own balls.

Fuck. Ass. Bob. Love it so much.

Every single democratic strategist masturbated to West Wing and daydreamed about being the first to call Hillary “Madame President. Will I vote blue? Yeah. If I see an anti trans blue on my ballot you’re getting a Randy Snutz write in. Idgaf.

The Vikes are the only undefeated team in football and Taylor Swift is going to deal with a pouty husband. Win-win girls

What got you into minis tabletop gaming? Was there a model you saw that was your “first crush”? Mine circa 1996

I’ve been mid on this Star Trek set but I need a Sela card. That girl gave me some feelings that were very gay in a way little dude me did not fully grasp. Girl stunned me with that fuck ass bob.

Bring back pogs but make them futuristic and $70 a box. Call it Warslammer 40k

October surprise but it’s a substitute teacher rolling in the AV cart

@stephendewey.bsky.social I had a chance to play your lovely game last night. My life is to the gills with stress and for 3 hours last night I was in imagination land with my players facing sidewinding 2 meter leeches that eat like garbage disposals in Minot ND 1979. You cooked something special!

Through the darkness of future's past, The magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... Fire... walk with me.

Is it gay if I want to be in a big ritual with those standing candelabras and cool purple robes and like a sick ass dagger? Can… can it be gay?

The thing about car trouble is there’s never a good time for it but especially when you have dinner plans

Maxing yourself with aerosolized chilis is the “enemies to lovers” of cooking

I wish I could be sad to see that BioWare is gone, but at a certain point you’re just sort of thankful that they stop marionetting the corpse of a once great studio around and just let it rest in peace. I’m already not buying anything EA and MBS Frankenstein together. Fucking clods.

So, a samurai, but get this be drinks a lot of root beer so he burps a lot. He will be played by the ghost of Don Rickles. The show will have product placement for dip exclusively.

My husband has discovered polymorph decks as a concept and he’s elated. “It’s like the toke is the booster wrapper and my deck is the pack” hell yeah my guy

Butching out in flannel today

If being trans is playing life on dark souls difficulty being 6’7” and clocky as shit is a soul level 1 run. Never give up skeleton

Cis men have the littlest dick and smallest balls and it’s fucking hilarious. Come let a woman show you what hung looks like, Jesus.

I got hit on for the first time today. Weird ass feeling. But look if you’re a guy and not rich you ain’t drawing an eyebrow. The fuck 48k/yr going to do for me, chaser?

As of yet I have not and at this time will not disavow the brotherhood of evil mutants

Going through old boy clothes and found a winner

Pro wrestling is great because sometimes it’s just 4 minutes of orchestral music and a guy pantomiming a conductor. Truly the best American art form.

Got harassed by a group of MCs today, scared the fuck out of me after a half dozen jeers and a water bottle hitting me. I’m not going to fuck with 6-7 dudes who are patched up but god you just want to scream “IM A HUMAN FUCKING BEING GODDAMMIT” Wanted to finish the week with a drink. Can’t now.

The best part of being married to a casual Magic player is explaining combos. Explained flash hulk to my husband with this

No but I’m cute anyway

You know you probably can and should play strip dandan.

A baseball player whose gimmick is that he’s “the messiah of the bunt”

I’ve kissed three people this week romantically. 1) it’s weird to be able to differentiate between kisses 2) all three know about it and think it’s cute. 3) this is three more people than I kissed between 29-36. Transition, yall. There’s still (really cute) time.

I had a dream that everyone in the new Godzilla movie was played by Melissa McCarthy played straight with perfect Japanese. This is a warning.

Some days I’m in love with life. Today is one of those days. Amazing what the opposite of lonely feels like.

I would love to know from my limited content here what I give off

They have them, it’s just that we’re the safe ones to make out loud currently.

Had a date with a fucking fox of a gal, she bought me a calzone and we cuddled in a theater sofa to watch Resident Evil. After, I gave her a hug and she asked to kiss me. Kiss me?! I would have fumbled this so bad 20 years ago. Oh fuck, oh no, she kisses really well. My stupid beating heart ugh!

You ever get the feminine hunch that the Anthropocene epoch was a complete mistake, and that we should all dig ourselves a shallow respite and go hand in hand into banal non existence?

If I stay out of a lot of political debates here, it’s not because I don’t care. I deeply do but I cry wrong and bleed incorrectly, and it often makes me feel more scared and alone. My heart goes out to all people whose voice is choked out by the powerful. Doesn’t matter who they are or why.