Lucky the Hellwolf

oh hey furaffinity is back

What if. Anthro Jolteon. But sealed in a layer of rubber which becomes its new skin. All the Jolt, none of the Zap. Also its been completely nulled up front, sealed maw (or perhaps a zipper), useless paws instead of hands, and plugged in the back back, because why not. Perhaps a harness too?

Oh are you fucking kidding me I just put the damn washing out and it looks like it might rain

Brain gears have been turning. Am I a bad person? Do I just make mistakes due to social or cultural obliviousness? Am I just a dumbass? Does my autism fuck with my thought patterns and result in me saying stuff that gets interpreted wrong? Or are people just snowflakes these days?

@canyoupet.bsky.social in the elder scrolls online, you can pet a cat.

This post reminded me to refill my water bottle because I haven't drunk much today

Anyone in the utau fandom still got any voicebanks of Tony Yonné by SkyIsland They’re willing to upload? All his links are dead and I haven’t seen any activity from the creator on any socials I’ve been able to track since pre-2020. #utau #utauloid #voicebank #tony #tonyyonne

I do wonder if the #rubbermon by @squeakitties.bsky.social allow the vic- I mean the VOLUNTEER to use the abilities of the Pokémon… or if the one sealed in the rubber has any number of orifices stuffed with rubber dildos modelled after the species…

Apparently real life just dropped some new cat dlc Don’t know much about this new cat though

Message to everyone reading this. Does life suck? Do you feel like nothing is going right? Use that feeling. Spite the universe by existing. Make yourself everyone's fuckin problem. If the universe won't play nice with you, don't play nice with it. Make it your bitch if you have to.

Yinglet theory: They like shellfish but they REALLY like shellfish in questionable stages of freshness- the riper the better as it unlocks more “flavor”, and when it’s like, practically fermented, it’s the absolute peak Yinglet delicacy.

Look at this idiot

Why am I thinking about bitchsuits and breathplay suddenly

I swear to whatever asshole deity exists that if my knee doesn’t stop fucking hurting I’m going to punch it so hard that i give it a fucking REASON to hurt.

Behold! Me as a yinglet!

Yo dog and cat furries Do you ever like Lick the bowl after you had ice cream or cereal or anything like that?

*ZOOMIES*

Eh this seems accurate

Why does any sect of any religion give a fuck about sexuality or religion that OTHER PEOPLE have? they’re not actively causing you physical harm by dating same-sex or nobody. They’re not causing you Harm following other/no gods. So why does it bug you? It’s not your business.

You wake up one morning to find you have fully transformed into your fursona (or, for non furries, your favorite OC of yours- or if you have none, then your fav fictional character), and your clothing has all been replaced with theirs too. What do you do now?

The world is stressing me out too much. I need wholesome in my life. Post pics of stuff that’s wholesome, I’m gonna go rewatch Steven universe.

Hey you. Canine furs. Who’s a good dog? Who’s a good fluffy puppy? 🥎 You want the ball? Fetch!

who is ych and why does he have so much art of him? who is twitch and why does he play so many games? who is feat and why does he do so much music?

that looks real cute, wonder what it's like to wear that

I see the superior version of Paint for pixel art needs. Current version messes up the image when you copy and paste. Some aliasing bs that they won’t fix. Cute critter btw

Looks like bluesky is now developing a spam bot problem.

The data are? What kind of English is that? The data /is/ saying xyz

Headcanon: Yinglets like fresh clams, sure. But what’s better? SUN-RIPENED or even FERMENTED clams. With their natural resistance to toxins they’d probably just get kinda like being drunk. #yinglet #outofplacers #yingthings

theory: Unless he’s forcibly removed from power, Donald Trump will almost single handedly cause WWIII- or at the very least be one of the catalysts that destabilise the world to that point.

Ask me anything. ANYTHING.

Wait today is Friday?

Am dog. Bork. www.yiffpersonality.com

Yinglets spotted!

My New Year’s resolutions. Mandatory: * Stay alive Optional: * Delve deeper into witchcraft * Drop a couple pounds or more * Commune with at least one deity * Try to half my added sugar intake in drinks

Aaand I’m 32. Fuck.

Huh. Didn't expect this spread of interaction or words or emojis.

Aw fuck. I turn 32 on the 6th.

I tried out the yinglet creator on steam and accidentally turned into a yinglet!

As everyone seems to be saying the rapture is coming, here’s a neat prank to pull. get a truckload of blowup dolls. Fill them with helium. Release them all at once. Watch people panic!

Na. No point kicking a robot when you can use them as a means to an end.

lol from this angle I mistook that for a wireless keyboard and was confused

Oddly I’m getting homestuck vibes. (> John: Bone up on data structures)

Believe it or not the other week this probably saved a life- my brother has peanut allergies. Mother’s friend baked cupcakes, brought a few home. I felt like I HAD to pick the choc one- and it turned out there was some gooey peanut stuff inside. The other cake I guess didn‘t- he ate it and was fine.

Unfortunately the only thing that greets me in the morning is existential dread. And hungry cats XD