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Watch out for "mr winky"

They call me "going to the toilet" cause I'm "doing a shit"

Hangin out with my new best mate Gay Spongebob

They stopped serving me at the petrol station because of what happened last time x

Twat

Listening to John Baldry (long) on the bus and started crying cause of how (long) he is

Painted my dog blue #whyisheblue

Hid in the Tesco cereal aisle and they didn't find me

@cassetteboy.bsky.social are you struggling to keep up with all the goings on at the minute?

theres a secret room behind tesco where yoi can nuy new and interesting flavours of root beer

it has come to my attention that magic bargain is selling orbs at a discount. something to consider

this is my solution for everything thats going on rn dm me to find out more thx

waiting for the amazon basics toilet paper

having to deal with the consequences of mr shinty

readin hella books

im always doing poople

playing minecraft on my kindle

ive checked my sources okay and im the only person brave enough on this platform to talk about renting beans

bsky: the more sophisticated platform (this is why nobody laughs at my poop jokes)

didnt see any meteors i was talking to my best mate "count dracula"

homer simpson: squandered potential

spiderman 5 is real you just need to huff enough paint thinner before youre allowed to see it

youve gone to home bargains but have you ever gone to home acceptance

are you suuuure you wanna shut down? you left file explorer open . gonna wait until you reach for the mouse and then boom. you never needed to..computer's off pal

doing laundry the old fashinoed way #withpiss

piss city here i come

heartwarming: this new service allows you to rent beans "I don’t want to rent beans." -DVD dave

(it's funky) (the monkey)

instagram should stop showing me recipe videos while im poopin like buddy thats how i got here

social

sacked the ops grain now hes taking my dang 3 commanderies

the mysterious doctors numbing remedy got me moving like tiger and leopare cavalry

hope jing province was worth it u fucking arseholes!

unfortunaetly, i have already found your "rateyourmusic" page

using google lens in the bathroom to translate my turds

to be fair spidermans dodgy like whats he doin up there

kraft singles in your area

dinner

since they were banned from TV, the smoking consortium is beaming cigarette ads into my dreams

epstein escaped hes been living in cyrodiil watch out

this is a formal invitation to yell at me about evangelion. AAAHHHHHHHHH HELP

discount perc got me movin like the home bargains policeman

stop being a "fujoshi" and start thinking about "huge yoshi"

attention all fans: my P.O box is open again, you just gotta know, "the address"

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