Luke Foley

Luke Foley

@lukefoley.me

LFC aficionado. NYR fan. Footscray FC aka Western Bulldogs member. Cricket tragic. Music lover. I talk shit about a lot of things. Western Naarm-Melbs born and bred now living on Gunditjmara land in Heywood, Victoria. YNWA.

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South Africa 1-203. I’m done for the night. This is shit. Can’t watch any more of this. 🏏 #SAvAUS

Just saw Starc’s magnificent outfield catch on the boundary. Superb. Still going to sleep though. I’m out.

Pat Cummins wins the toss and says “we’ll have a bowl” and South Africa get off to a flying start on a nice day for batting on a pitch that looks good. Bloody hell Pat, what were you thinking? 🏏 #SAvAUS

Seppos in Jerry’s replies talking about California raisins. Yeah maybe it is one of them and maybe it wanted to leave and come and live in Victoria for the free healthcare and not have to live in fear of being caught up in some mass shooting or be poisoned by their shit meat and produce.

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No Smudge that’s it we’re doomed. Captain Pat wins the toss and decides to bowl even though it looks like a nice day to bat. I guess he doesn’t have any confidence in our batters lol. Scotty B stiff to miss out. 🏏 #SAvAUS

Harry Kane posted “work hard in silence let success be your noise” after he won it but there’s no way he could’ve come up with something like that all by himself considering he probably calls it the Balloon Door.

That orange fuckhead saying that Norway sucks and is a shithouse country is bad enough but those brainless maga cult morons laughing behind him shows just how fucked up that country is.

At least in Norway they don’t have to sell one of their kidneys on the black market to pay some medical bill and at least they can send their kids to school without being shot. Oh and they get to enjoy a decent paid annual leave too. That’s all pretty shithouse eh.

Out bushwalking today, good walk but I underestimated the distance from my vehicle to Cubby’s Camp. Ended up being 10km return but that’s ok, no worries. Even bumped into a couple of walkers from Melbs along the way. They were really enjoying the GSWW.

Vic Libs will not only ban the phrase “globalise the intifada” but will also make the sale of watermelons and the playing of John Farnham’s Two Strong Hearts illegal if they win the election.

Michael Carrick talking to the Manchester United players and saying his goodbyes after he gets the sack.

Watching Blue Lights on SBS On Demand and just saw a political ad for the Greens. No gambling ads (I opted out) and none of those trash rwnj Advance Australia ads or whatever the fuck they’re called or One Nation ads. Not yet anyway. Bliss.

Brazilian Liverpool legend and cult hero Lucas Leiva after finding out that Bolsonaro lost the election – “Unluckeeeee”

Remember when Rebeca Tavares, the wife of Fabinho, outed herself as a Bolsonaro supporter and Liverpool supporters turned on her? Fun times.

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Sky Sports News reporting that Michael Carrick’s future as Manchester United head coach is in doubt and they’re reporting it as “breaking news” haha gimme a break like no shit Sherlock.

Expected more in this second half and of course more goals but we won 2-0 so I’m not gonna complain one little bit. Three points is three points. Up the fucken clean sheet Reds! ✊🏻 #LFC

Ronnie Araújo has really put in a shift hasn’t he, he’s definitely become a fan favourite and cult hero. Love the way he goes about it. Be fucken awesome if he stays at the club on a permanent basis. #LFC

Manchester United getting smashed at Old Trafford. Long may the discontent and infighting and general bitchiness continue.

Been a pretty good first half so far but it would be topped off with the traditional big Ronnie jump into the Annie Rd crowd celly and I need to see it asap, please and ta. #LFC

The Man Utd game should’ve been the one on Sky Sports Golf because it could spell danger for them once again. “FORE!” 😂

The Great Fuckoffening has begun. Brilliant as per usual from the Juice Media.

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The Government™ has made an ad about all these protests happening around the world, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.

Liverpool vs Brighton at Anfield later on if the match goes ahead. Apparently it’s pretty windy. #LFC

Being such a shitty cold and wet Sunday all I’ve done is sit around watching sports and listening to music. Could be worse I guess. Time for another drink? Don’t mind if I do.

After Milwaukee just made it 4-4 I bet Barrelman is getting absolutely hammered as we speak.

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Whatever happens tonight, Barrelman gets tanked

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