Luke R. J. Maynard

Luke R. J. Maynard

@lukemaynard.bsky.social

Author, musician, lawyer, lapsed academic. Cat lover. Disability warrior/advocate. Proud Canadian. Short-ish. (He/him)

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"There's Levon in his 'city shirt,' He's slithering up the bar, All the girls who know are scatterin' Like a flock before a car, He rolls them in his snake eyes, And he says he 'likes their style', As he says through their resolve With his prepared-piano smile…" (Yes, a #JohnCage joke) #lyrics

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3/x …rhyme scheme & verse structure are not at all the "Edmund Fitzgerald"-style quatrain: the melody & stanza structure are actually from an old English sea shanty, going back a long way with a variety of lyrics. The best known setting of lyrics to this tune in a Canadian folk context is likely…

4/4 …a song by Sheffield, UK folksinger Royston Wood, of "The Young Tradition" fame. He used the old shanty for his song "The Woodbridge Dog Disaster," made famous here by Canadian folk legend #StanRogers. The melody's almost identical, but I swear I stole it from "trad.," not from Stan & Royston.😅

2/x The concept album, Desolation Sound, was meant as an homage to the Canadian #folkmusic scene of the 1970s, and this song really fills out the Bingo card. Of COURSE it's a tribute to #GordonLightfoot, who's the reason every Canadian folksinger needs a documentary song about a shipreck. But the…

2/2 …the COVID lockdown, just to keep sane. Some #coversongs, some #orignalmusic. Not all great, but a few bangers. I've come back to a few of them in the "Refluxions" videos. But here are the raw vids from my (chunkier-yet-healthier) days—with lengthy liner notes!: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

youtube.com2020 Couch Concerts (Individual Tracks) - YouTubeFor those of you who like all of the music with none of the filler, I'm breaking up my Couch Concerts from 2020 into individual songs. Enjoy these solo perfo...

Observations that only make sense to the humans of #cats (right, #CatSky?): According to science, clean, unseasoned roast chicken is made up of 60% frenzied acrobatic joy, and 40% cat poop. It's going to be hard to finish my own chicken sandwich while my roommate is illustrating this principle.

Tonight on Radio Imaginaire, the radio drama of the classic #PhilipKDick novella, "The Committee Would Like You To Try Sending That Fax Again," soon to be adapted for the silver screen as the Hollywood blockbuster "SIGNAL BLAST!"☄️⚡🤯 #SciFi #NotARealThingSadly #ObscureHumour #PhilipKDickTitles

In our continued effort to get to know members of our Bluesky community better, we’re curious: who are your five favorite female vocalists since the invention of audio recording? -Joni Mitchell -k. d. lang -Laura Nyro -Billie Holiday -Aretha Franklin My "right-now list" is so far from definitive.

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In our continued effort to get to know members of our Bluesky community better, we’re curious: who are your five favorite female vocalists since the invention of audio recording? Janis Joplin Tracy Chapman Dolores O'Riordan Emmylou Harris Billie Holiday

Here's a helpful cognitive distortion when thinking about #America, or #Israel, or #Iran: whatever country you WANT to hold up as righteous, falsely equate it to its people. Then falsely equate the other two to their ruling regimes. Each regime is profiting by throwing its own kids into the fire.

If you wonder why #Trump is invading #Venezuela, "Me take what me want," "Me hate Latinos" and "me scared of #EpsteinFiles" is 95% of it. But If you want to know the true complexities of why his far-smarter handlers like #StephenMiller & #RussVought want this, this thread is a good place to start:

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In the immortal words of Malcolm Reynolds, "Might've been on the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." This one's for you, #BlueJays fans. And you, #Watchmen fans, in case you're jealous the #MLB jocks get more love than us comic nerds during the #WorldSeries. See you in 17 hours!

My dystopian fear as a #writer in the #writingcomnunity isn't a world where every human uses #AI to think & write. it's a world where under its pervasive influence, every human eventually thinks & writes so much like AI that it doesn't matter if they use it or not.

I saw this news item, then Ms. Öztürk's name, and a photo of a woman in a headscarf. I rejoiced. I wondered what vile dictatorship we negotiated her release from—until I saw. In my day, the USA were the ones negotiating for this wonan's freedom. I'm still getting used to seeing them as the jailers.

Tell a friend. Tell your enemies, too, unless you want the richest man in the world to buy their DNA to make roboclones of the most awful people.

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1/2 In certain communities—ironically, the ones I'm most comfortable in—my "he/him" pronoun & AMAB face are like being born with a police uniform tattooed onto me. I wear a history of other people's violence on my skin—and no, I can't shave it off, not if I shave down to bare blood. No matter who…

2/2 …I am, or who I aspire to be, the climate of the room changes when I'm there. At all times, people treat me like I'm lethally armed. Worse, they're right to: their right to be safe trumps my right to not be sad. But some days it's very hard to look in the mirror & know what this means to many.