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you're welcome for the replies. i thought really hard about them.

do you know how much I want rioting French people to storm an NFL game oh my god

in massachusetts there are two types of people: those whose favorite movie is the town and those whose favorite movie is the departed.

miley cyrus is a nepo baby and not a very talented artist.

my tummy is rumbly. down with the bourgeoisie.

what the fuck is this framing?

who was the last "decent" president?

whenever i clean up the apps on my phone and reorganize everything it always fucks me up

i will never vote for gavin newsom

the term progressive, like the word liberal, has no reliable definition in american politics.

mark carney is a massive piece of shit.

i like the way you work it no skibidi i got to rizz it up

i like the way you work it no skibidi i got to rizz it up

when did islamic extremists try to impose their beliefs on texas? i can't say i remember that ever happening

having a crush is so embarrassing

i am a machine that turns cereal into poop.

i just saw a chatgpt commercial where the guy in it used chatgpt to figure out the tip on the receipt and then paid in cash lmao who the fuck is using chatgpt and still paying in cash?

Take 1 minute to see the destruction... which age we are living in!

them: "hey what's up?" me, hiding overwhelming feelings of despair: "nothing much, you?"

can’t say it much better than this

just saw a political ad in which greg abbott promised that there will be no sharia law in texas. i didn't even know that was a possibility!!

imagine thinking as an employer that your trans employees would call you out for being transphobic.

hellboy (2004) is infinitely better than hellboy (2019)

why is it that whenever i see someone say that they are a trans ally they are also saying the most transphobic shit?

guy who doesn't follow sports has strong opinions about trans athletes but claims not to be transphobic.

yeah dude being 7 feet tall is definitely a disadvantage in basketball.

is mel gibson still canceled?

Me: *Brings an iced coffee to the interview and sets in square in the middle of the table while making eye contact with the interviewer* Interviewer: Why is your penis hanging out?

what is the worst movie you have ever seen? i'll start: the worst movie i've ever seen is after earth. it was so terrible i couldn't even finish it.

fascism is when sports.

"i'm gonna make you talk for an extended period of time and you aren't allowed to have a beverage because i'm not actually here to hire you but conduct a social experiment in which i see how dry your mouth can get."

my roommate's dog would never survive the quiet place universe because that motherfucker will not stop whining.

feeling a lot better about my 4.99% rn

isn't it crazy that the more you get paid the less you have to work?

if i were in the quiet place universe i would simply not make a sound.

why are there so many spotify notification settings? i just don't want emails or push notifications at all spotify i get too much of that bullshit already!!

another example of why the nyt is a rag

"group rideshare" oh so you mean like a bus?

imagine admitting that you're too stupid to remember your own phone number.

unbelievably unhinged replies here lol

i swear to christ i have never heard the phrase "purity test" more in my whole fucking life combined than in the last year.

the united states is gonna do another 9/11 like they did in 2001 except this time it is gonna be on 11/9 and it is gonna be the kennedy center

how many times have you personally been to the kennedy center?