Lunch Pail Chris

There are only two things in this universe that brings me pure blissful joy. #dogs & #tits

Happy Freddy Freeman Day.

I just picked up this guy today and realized, holy shit it’s Freddy Freeman day 25-OCT-24 exactly 2 years ago today was one of the greatest days of my life & now I can celebrate it as this guys gotcha date.

I’m not so sure that was actually a swing. It looks like that was a case of an umpire that wanted to go home.

His foot hit the plate before the tag got to him. That was a bad call.

This is like watching the 2018 Red Sox all over again. The Brewers are overmatching their appointments in every facet of the game.

Rasmussen looks like he’s pitching to himself when Bauers is at the plate.

How the hell was this Ducks team ever ranked #2? Their best game was against USC, but they’ve had no intensity at all this season. If they keep playing like this they’ll be lucky to get into the Alamo Bowl.

Fuckin Brewers man! This is nuts.

Aaron Ashby is a freak of nature. Redemption for his uncle in ‘98.

Does that lady in the front row ever change her shirt? I’ve been noticing her for no particular reason since the NLDS against San Diego.

Looks like I’m getting a new addition to our pack this weekend. I was looking at a Husky at the ARC shelter a couple weeks ago & he ended up on the Euthanasia list was about to get euthanized yesterday. Luckily, me volunteering to take him, saved him & will be hanging out at the beach this weekend.

Absolutely 💯 that’s why you can’t convince me that this isn’t some kind of prison existence.

If we want an end to these fucking death camps then we’re going to need to burn them the fuck down. Voting certainly won’t get them out of our country. I fell for that schtick in 2020. It’s time to burn it the fuck down and put the fascists into the ground.

Perhaps next years World Series between teams with no WS wins will be San Diego Padres vs Seattle Mariners. The Vedder cup.

This isn’t even remotely the will of the people. Over 70% of Americans want stricter gun laws but NRA lobbyists own our government. This is the will of the oligarchs. This fucking place sucks. Wake me up when the revolution starts.

Children dying isn’t enough to move these corrupted sacks of shit in Washington. They don’t care about your children dying in schools & that lack of care is bipartisan. The Dems don’t mind brown children a world away being genocided. It’s time to get the gun control we want using force.

It looks like she lasted less than half a Scaramucci. A new record folks.

We went from a hot heavy humid heat that felt like a weighted heated blanket over us to frying under a dry heat lamp with Santa Ana winds piercing through our skin. I guess at least we’re back to normal conditions. It was a little annoying feeling like we were in Miami last month.

#TheAmericanDream everyone. It’s been this way through Democrat controlled power and Republican controlled power. The system is rigged and revolution is the only thing that will unrig this system.

Done! On to Basketball season. I guess the world can rejoice. The evil empire finally falls.

This veteran Dodger team is getting their asses handed to them by the youngest team in baseball. It’s clear which team is the better team. I guess it’s on to basketball season. #RipCity baby.

Mark My Words: if Dems win the house by a few votes and win the senate by a single vote then John Fetterman will switch parties to become a Republican and give the majority back to Republicans. I say he switches parties regardless after the midterms.

This 2026 Brewers team reminds me of the 2018 Red Sox team. Their singles are just as good as a double with how much they steal & they’re tenacious AB’s where they don’t strike out. If the Dodgers are going to come back in this series then they have their work cut out for them & Ohtani needs to sit.

I’m good with any of these four teams making it to the #WorldSeries. I think it’s going to be a fun World Series to watch regardless which two teams face each other. I’m glad all the teams I dislike were eliminated from the playoffs.

Dodgers strike out the side with 2 pitchers and all three strikeouts we’re looking at the exact same pitch in the exact same location.

So much for that #Dodgers ruining baseball nonsense.

Our apartments were testing the fire alarm system today where my dog clung to me for safety & howled at the danger & my cat fled for a hiding spot where I later found him in the pantry. He opens cabinets. Made me realize that in a real emergency it’s going to suck rounding up pets to evacuate.

That was the worst call against the Seahawks since the 2005 Super Bowl. The 49ers can thank the officials for that win. #FakeWin

I don’t find Dems leading in Kansas as a big story. That guy is basically just a moderate Republican that wants to put the coastal states in line & will continue to halt any kind of progress. This guy is worse than John Fetterman.

Democrats are too fucking passive for the moment. Blue Dog Dems like Hakeem Jeffries need to go for good. We need radical reforms and actual fighters against this fascism. AOC should be in the senate as well as more fighters like her. Unfortunately they are mostly tied to the oligarchy.

I’m beginning to think summer is never going to end. Thanks a lot humans for being so subservient to a system that actively destroys our planet. You realize money is a made up concept right?

Another year of not getting to see my dream NLCS of Dads Vs Dodgers. At least the Yankee lost.

It’s Miller ti…. God damn it!

We cannot exist without nature, but it can exist without us.

I miss games at the Murph. My mom’s childhood home which was my grandmas house at the time was in the background of this photo behind that big hill. With that said I think Petco park is probably my 3rd favorite stadium behind #Fenway and #Wrigley. I’m hoping we get a Dodgers Vs Dads #NLCS.

Those driverless Waymo cars need to learn how to cross the yellow line to pass cyclists. I had one following me on my bike last night for over 3 miles because it wouldn’t cross the yellow line to pass me. I watched 2 cars pass both of us. The Waymo eventually passed me getting pretty close to me.

We’re all imprisoned in these monkey suits and this genitalia between our legs are our slave collars. #PrisonPlanet #SweetRelease

Keep it classy USC. Cheap ass dirty fucking team. If their winning it’s because their cheating and playing dirty. #GoDucks #FuckUSC #QuackPower

American fascists exist because they’re dumb enough to believe oligarchs are willing to trickle down their fortune to them.

That’s because it’s a rigged system. #EndTheOlogarchy #RevolutionNow

Dems also had their hands in this too. Between Clinton’s terrible “free trade” deals that outsourced jobs to exploit third world countries and Obama’s quantitative easing the rich got even richer with politicians promising us that it would trickle down to us eventually. #Suckers

America is a nation that says no to kings but yes to pedophiles. #PedohileNation #OligarchyRule

No one ever says we need a salary cap in baseball when the Mets win. If the Mets were riding first place right now & looking like the odds on favorite to win the #WorldSeries then no one would ever have a problem but when it’s the #Dodgers doing it, then suddenly everyone has issues. #EastCoastBias

Kaepernick was always right and the NFL is a league filled with old geezers that pee a little when you punch them in the gut. It’s a terrible product not worth watching anymore. It’ll be a pay per view event by 2040. #FuckTheNFL

You sure got a purty mouth boy… in prison this is what is known as a fuck hole. Now open wider boy.

The thing I remember most about 9/11 was getting dumped by my gf. I was insanely depressed & walking to work wondering how could this day get any worse. Then some car drove up next to me & stopped. The driver screams at me “We’re under attack!” Then drove off in the direction I was walking.

That 8th inning yesterday cracked me up because you had a position player for Cincy lobbing 35 mph throws & the hitters just quietly taking their fly outs to end the misery. Then you had Kyle Tucker come up to the plate & yell “LEEROY JENKINS!” right before he mashes a 33 mph lob for a HR.

The scourge of America today is Socialism! Now here’s $5,000. Get out there and vote Republican.

The American economy is powered by failure and broken dreams. For every rising star, for every success story there are 10 miserable workers who failed at achieving their dreams or failed to get promoted to the next level. This isn’t the land of opportunity & equality. It’s the land of failure.

ALL BILLIONAIRES ARE PEDOPHILES!! All of them. Not a good one in the bunch. They’re all raping children & they shouldn’t exist in this civilization. They’re also destroying the planet. So not only are billionaires raping children’s they’re also trying to kill us by destroying our planet. #EatTheRich