Lurch

Oh no, somebody hot sent me a DM. They think I have character dialogue. They expect me to reply within a short period of time. This is going to be so disappointing for them.

Ah cool an invoice for the con I'm probably not attending with the same due date as for residential attendees, meaning that I have to pay now to stay on the waitlist to see if I get a room or not; the very thing that will probably decide whether I go at all. Decision getting easier then, I guess? 🤔

So yeah, looks like the gay village in Manchester is getting a defibrillator because some horny queer pups willed it so. We run around in our little costumes saving lives and fighting hateful arseholes. We're basically superheroes with less homoeroticism. 🐕

'K, gonna go be a dog for a few days. Fuck laws and shit. 🐕

Helping the community and doing good thi Also: crew gets blew. Unpaid - well laid. Something, something, a shift in the cloaca room. Two hours on the doors for a weekend on all fours. A voucher good for one free twink. Volunteer badges open vag-es 💅

Home. Now I could really use a crew brief about another event, a very short sleep, and to get up before dawn to go drive a forklift. 🐕

Dogs that can definitely be trusted with your musky undies when you leave the room. 👀

I have not fursuited at the furry convention. I have not had sex with any strangers at the furry convention. The guards should sieze me at the furry convention. Call me an imposter, beat me, tie me up in the piss corner, piss on me, degrade me, and fuck me quite roughly, at the furry convention. 👀

Can the littles all stop pissing for a day please? No pharmacies or medical suppliers are open, we are entirely out of the special piss bags, and the local NHS hospitals trust stores department are BASTARDS who won't share. So this is conops, huh. 😅

Day 3. Now I run to catch up on what I've missed. I bought too many room snacks and energy drinks. I might host a party. Possibly going to have group sex. 🐕

Me when I spot your landing strip.

Hmm. How many hours do I need between shifts to host a room party? What are the odds of my schedule surviving into day two of the con? Do I even really know what I've signed up to do? Can I finish a bodysuit in five days and debut it there? 👀

And for the second portrait in a row, a bird person! This time a cool as hell penguin lady for ChinaskI having a chill moment in the evening— about 5h in total!

Been working on bird stompers. Readying to crew two cons next month. Failed to get a job at the big one. Now I can smell my septum for the first time. Spent today kissing a handsome man while my dick was in him. A mixed bag. 🐕

Are you chill like this? ❄️

"Surely you want people to drive without wrecks" I quite correctly tell the magistrate. 🙄

Aww yeah, my favourite time of the year. 🤡

Ok but secretly maybe licking somebody's cum up off of the floor is kinda hot and kindof a thing and I would kinda love that and we should do it. We should fucking do it. Ok. Maybe we do it. 😳

DragN'Wash is a good game. I'm so into sensually soaping someone down and making them cum everywhere. Wish I had more opportunities to serve more friends in this particular way. Invite me to wash you. I am so down. 👀

I survived. I did a thing. I tried. I don't think I'm blacklisted. This was a good day, I think. 😵‍💫

Got a thing tomorrow. I am filled with inexplicable dread. ✔️Slip needles through my soft bits. ❌'Invite' me to interview. There is absolutely nothing at stake. Or maybe there's a neat hoodie or a shirt or something. I will spend the next day vibrating with horror. 💀

Exciting day. I've stretched my septum enough to start using jewellery that I've previously worn in my cock. 😳

Saw fopses, look.

That's what they call me, baby.

I don't think I've ever had a threesome. Every time I escort two partners to the sex chamber we somehow pick up another party member along the way. 🤔

I haven't followed any CFZ drama, I never do, BUT This year I made it to one panel. I tried a couple of other times and stuff was full. Some people only hang with me at cons, it's reciprocal guilt there. I continue to beg for a crew role and hear nothing. Such $. Maybe I'll go. Sad to miss? IDK.

TF stuff. It's no good if there's just a puff of magic and you're suddenly another thing. Lazy. You have to earn it. It has to be visceral. Things have to extend past their limits, pop, and tear. Something has to split. A gush of fluids. A howl of pain. Breaking what was to make something new. 👀