Lush Flimbaugh

Ironically, it's not even close to as bad as the things his fellow Republicans call him when he isn't in the room...

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump tries a last-ditch effort to portray himself as more relatable by detailing how much he hates Bill Maher.

Did you know not ONE of the founding fathers hosted a podcast?

Oh GREAT! Now everyone is going to have one...

Hey, Ted? Do you disavow members of the J6 mob?

Waiting to compare the names that will post "They are making a big deal about nothing" and compare them with the names who posted that the check Biden's brother wrote to Joe PROVED that he was being paid off by Ukraine.

Who, pray tell, is a "non-citizen" in the eyes of God?

I support calling out anyone who claims that "thoughts and prayers" will do more to prevent school shootings than any legislation but who then also check themselves into a hospital when they fall ill or injure themselves. Perhaps I need a field guide on exactly what faith can and cannot do .

Spoiler Alert: Almost all of J.D. Vance's "concerns" have to do with himself.

Paradox: Is Laura Loomer happy that she is a woman I don't believe?

Prepare to hear Mike Johson complain that the Democrats are holding up the "his ass is like a big pile of muscle" bill and that Congress needs to take 4 weeks off to confer with their constituents over the matter.

"Captain, I just heard the order for everyone to the life-boats! What has happened?" "We are...umm....turning around...."

You think that's something, I just finished a coloring book and stayed in the lines on almost every single page! WORSHIP ME!!!

It amazes the lengths some Christians will go through in trying to find a passage in the Bible that will excuse them from following Jesus' teachings.

When discussing work I produce for the customer, my bosses tell me to "use AI as much and as often as possible. It will save us valuable time and resources." When discussing work I produce for my bosses to show their bosses, they practically want me to hand paint the charts myself.

Claiming the administration believes Michigan deserves better but then sends JD Vance there to speak... Kind of a mixed message.

With mid-terms coming, Trump's toxicity and the apparent demise of thousands of bots to supply talking points, it seems the people who just can't shut up are doing their best to fill the silence with whatever they can come up with off the top of their head.

Thankfully she won't be taking on a position in which the need for clear communication and telling of the truth will ever really come up

Wait, her claim there is "misinformation" about the "fact" she labeled herself a lawyer is followed by her claiming she asked people if she could label herself a lawyer and they all said "yeah, that's cool. So it was, indeed, a fact. Where is the misinformation?

His boss is a man who has had everything handed to him his entire life and still believes the citizens of the United States owe him. and as far as "shutting up" I have not heard El-Sayed claim that he will make up stories if it furthers his personal agenda.

"I am a self-made woman. When no one else would label me a 'lawyer' I took the brave step of doing it myself. "

"And, because I wasn't a lawyer, I didn't know any better..."

I would just like to say to all the people who hit my DM's claiming that I was some sort of "bot" Well, Ukraine is hitting those bot farms, and I am still purple popsicle gamble puttying as much as I ever have.

Rarely have so many wanted so much for doing so little.

"I am not blowing a bunch of money on life preservers. When was the last time any of you kids drowned?"

For SOME reason most of the accounts DJT loves to re-post have gone silent and now he is just wandering the internet looking for anything that will get a reaction.

He said women at the gym, dressing like whores. He said he just doesn't have another word for it. So, you say something sexist and misogynistic and then, as your save, you claim to have a limited vocabulary. And those were the JOKES.

"Look Ma! No soul!"

As the first two words of this sentence were obviously false, I elected not to read the rest of his statement.

Has Putin even said "THANK YOU"?

He is like an auto mechanic with a toolbox that only includes a hammer.

I think it would be accurate to replace the word "point" with " coats"

"And, to be fair, I never listen to what I say. I mean, can you imagine? Anyone actually paying attention to me for more than 15 minutes would go completely nuts!"

The fact that he would be incapable of winning either is completely irrelevant...

I have seen the GOP try to change the meanings of many words...but describing sending armed thugs who kill innocent citizens with no consequences as "rescue" is quite a stretch.

"I apologize, Reverand, for missing today's services... I was in a threesome with two dudes..."

While the rest of us will consider anyone who DOES use the new term a complete and utter douche bag.

Welcome to the "do you know what words mean?" era of our government. This is why they believe Sesame Street is political. They don't have any idea what any of it means.

Can you walk in straight line without help? Can you stay awake during important meetings? Can you refrain from reacting like a jack-ass when questioned? Can you sleep in Melania's room? Can you open the Strait of Hormuz? Can you bring down prices of food and fuel? Or do you just not want to?

Why is it considered "punishment" if multimillionaires were to be taxed on the wealth they amassed but did not spend (keeping it out of the economy) while retired people who paid off the homes they live in are still expected to pay property tax despite not even planning on selling their house?

Blatant lie...or confession of how effective McConnell's brain over his entire governmental career?

Why is it referred to as the "Salem Witch Trials" rather than the "Salem occurrence of small-minded, cowardly and weak men abusing the trust and power given to them"?

Not being a total prick to another person just because you don't agree with every single thing they say, do, or believe is not a political statement.

"It's called the weave. It's the most amazing way to walk ever and I am the best at it. My scientist friends say "Sir, how do you do that?" and I say because of my amazing genes."

How can he even bring up the possibility of nuclear attach when the zombie situation has yet to be dealt with?

To be clear, I am not considering any AI as an individual until it passes the age-old litmus test : giving Tasha Yar the best night of her life.

America does not belong to people who believe their personal sensibilities give them the right to decide who is and who isn't an American. It's written down so we wouldn't forget that.

I am really straining to come up with a Venn diagram that somehow intersects Jesus Christ with Donald Trump. Of course, she didn't say his last name, so perhaps this is some other Jesus we are unaware of.

It's odd that the people who claim ICE has not violated anyone's rights are upset that their own phone logs were subpoena'd as part of a legal investigation. It's almost as if they only people's rights they are concerned with preserving are their own. It feels like a lack of respresentation.

Spoken like a man whose combat experience consists largely of watching movies with lots of explosions in them.