Lwitch

Lwitch

@lwitch7.bsky.social

πŸ‡»πŸ‡ͺ He/him, gay af. Writing, drawing, horny thoughts, and being obsessed with raccoons! Rocket's most official husband. Making a VN! MINORS DNI!!

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Humans, batarians and KROGAN became buddies. Romance stopped being sanitized. SO WE WERE GOING TO GET OUT KROGAN DADDY. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sometimes I just remember this is Ripley's cock, and then I get this sudden urge to gobble on schlong until I can't move my jaw anymore, let alone form coherent words. Then I remember he is fictional so then I start to cry. 😭

The fuck you mean Bioware shut down? WHY!?!? Well, I know WHY, but still... I never got my official Canon Krogan romance 😭😭😭

Yo guys. Lwitch here, I was doing bad. Really bad. I'm better now, so I can start drawing dicks, balls, cum, men, and foreskin all over again.

Today is my birthday, I can take any kind of the following: Drawings, cum tributes, pictures of raccoons, ritual sacrifices, and physical acts of affection Bone offerings, and conquering land on my name is also okay too

How can there be some people shitting on Dragon wash just because they are quadruped? There is such a thing as Harkness test, don't they know about it? 🀨 Give me all the dragons

My birthday is on the 18th this month What will you be getting me? I will be accepting doodles, food, dicks, money, raccoon memes, ritualistic orgies, collectable trinkets or religious sacrifices. I prefer some over others but I'll let you decide which is which.

Have you met anyone that is stupid and dumb enough to have lost 150 usd over dumb currency conversions and being on a rush 24/7? No? Well, here I am... *sad raccoon noises*

"Facts are irrelevant, Feels are everything." "Sahks ate Barney's, and someone told everyone that Lululemon was sexy..." I love interview with the vampire and Lestat so much lol

I'm sorry to tell you, specially this way... I fucked your dad. I know, I know, but he now calls me daddy, so I just had to. Forgive me, step-son.

When you invite him over to Netflix and chill, and then your surprise him with your 1st grade math notebook. Time to learn some numbers you dumb himbo.

Quick question, let's say you get the one wish willow from obsession. Same rules, same logic. Can make fiction reality, but it can't resurrect, manipulate time, create more willows (more wishes), grant immortality. What are you wishing for and why? Pick carefully, this thing is tricky.

Question, why don't we have more furry characters in media use more of these? Tail big, tail strong, tail carry stuff. Just makes sense to me, idk