Barefoot Contestor

youtube.comLIVE: Nobel Peace Prize announcedYouTube video by Reuters

Oh the catsup is flying at the White House this morning…

Catio Miles@catiomiles.bsky.social

Worth watching the full speech and Q&A www.youtube.com/live/iyOKToQ...

But can you still call it A1?

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

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This is exactly how I feel about the Midwest rally jackasses laughing at the thought of LA or San Diego being bombed. When we pull your supports we’ll be able to have even NICER things for ourselves, bitches.

/ MOSA /@mosaisms.bsky.social

If every Democrat candidate isn’t running full throttle with this in the next 12 hours I don’t know what to say…

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."

Doh. Did this need a study? Family Thanksgiving wasn’t enough of a data set?

4fuxake@blueheartedly1.bsky.social

You really didn't need a study 👇

Forget pumpkin spice. You got to get you some of THIS for intense autumnal enjoyment!

17 Sept

Unadulterated hatred for these fools.

Aida 🇵🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🐾🌊🦋🗽💙🐸@latina4jesusdshw.bsky.social

Insane! #Pinks #USDemocracy

17 Sept

Best laugh of my day I’m willing to wager…

Angry@angrystaffer.bsky.social

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7 Sept

I think their unique talents might really bloom in prison…

Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social

👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣

7 Sept

Now more than ever: WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

Alt National Park Service@altnps.bsky.social

Labor Day isn’t about sales and one last cookout. Okay, maybe the cookout part. We do love a good cookout, haha. But really, today is about workers.

26 Aug

THIS!

Garrett M. Graff@vermontgmg.bsky.social

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

Say their name: a Treason

Arthur Malraux@unrapporteur1.bsky.social

A group of Herons is called; A Siege A group of Hawks is called; A Cast A group of Magpies is called; A Parliament A group of Ravens is called; An Unkindness A group of Crows is called; A Murder A group of Republicans is called; A Treason #ItsFuckingTreason

Powerful.

Miaganga@miaganga.bsky.social

Oh I love this for him!

Ricky Davila@therickydavila.bsky.social

Criminal slumlord Jared Kushner’s corrupt $5B resort plan in Albania has all but effectively collapsed after the country froze all of his assets that are tied with his money laundering project. Good. Well done to the Albanian people who refused to see this happen.

prideradio.iheart.comFDA Upgrades Egg Recall To Highest Risk After Salmonella Outbreak | PRIDE RadioThe FDA has upgraded a recall of over 38 million eggs to its highest risk level after dozens of Salmonella cases were linked to Midwest Poultry Services eggs.

Leafy greens still dangerous; move over now it’s eggs turn. Everything is showing signs of Trumparrhea prideradio.iheart.com/content/2026...

The only thing I want to see steam catapulted over the ocean are naked, shivering members of this administration.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

While struggling with the Reflecting Pool, Trump now takes his talents to aircraft carrier engineering.

He thinks like I think. Lol

E.E. Knight@eeknight.bsky.social

I suspect the ICE shock gloves won't last long because like six out of ten of the guys who wear them are gonna forget they're on and reach down to scratch their balls.

gulfcoastnewsnow.comLala could become the first hurricane to make landfall on Hawaii's Big IslandLala could become the first hurricane on record to make landfall on Hawaii's Big Island this weekend.

Welcome to the beginning of the end… expect the word ‘unprecedented’ to get really really worn out. www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/trop...

Coming soon: Navy to scrap any and all advanced navigation technologies; fleet will rely on star charts and spyglasses!

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9 Aug

Another good perspective!

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

One America, where the man on the left is so ignorant he had to pay someone else to take the SAT for him. Another America, where the man on the right is a Rhodes Scholar.

9 Aug

On one side I see a man happily married 20+ years to the US educated physician who is mother of his children; the other man has 5 kids with 3 baby mommas, 1 of whom engaged w/him in an extramarital affair, 1 an alleged sex worker, and 2 who are college dropouts.Two Americas is right!

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

One America, where people are smart enough to know you don't form plurals with apostrophes. Another America, where people are stupid enough to use apostrophes to form plurals.

Hahaha

Chris⚖️Justice@chrisjustice01.bsky.social

Trump has officially declared war on bad hair days /chadledger

Another!!! 😂

The Mouthy Renegade Writer@mouthyrenegade.bsky.social

Hair Farce One gets a little pissy. Someone toss him a can of Aquanet.

Another knee slapper…

bluevoter24.bsky.social@bluevoter24.bsky.social

What a clown! #laugh

So funny

Stephen Moran.@moranstephen1000.bsky.social

The election was wigged

Reference previous post…

JeffTrnka@jefftrnka.bsky.social

They're wearing the cats.....

I spent months upset about all those ‘golden dome’ plans… why didn’t you guys tell me it was always just a toupee?

5 Aug

Whelp… I retired… but evidently not from Parent Square! 😂😂😂

4 Aug

Of course, of course… ‘only the BEST people’

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ms.nowGeorge Santos fined, temporarily banned from Kalshi prediction marketFederal regulators said the former congressman improperly profited from trades tied to President Donald Trump’s 2026 State of the Union address.

1 Aug

At what point will this freakin’ idjit finally get embarrassed enough to disappear from public life forever??? www.ms.now/news/george-...

1 Aug

Yes indeed

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reuters.comUS government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conferenceA U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a State Department presentation at ‌a global conference taking place in Brazil this week, causing a stir among attendees who took screen...

31 July

This is what happens when all your new hires graduated from Liberty University. www.reuters.com/world/africa...

reddit.comFrom the technology community on Reddit: ‘Really inappropriate’: teachers decry plan for humanoid robot in New York high schoolExplore this post and more from the technology community

25 July

Fuck this shit! www.reddit.com/r/technology...

houstonchronicle.comPaxton tells Texas schools to follow Ten Commandments law despite court rulingAttorney General Ken Paxton's guidance comes days after U.S. District Judge Fred Biery sided with 16 families who sued their school districts to stop the law from going into effect.

22 July

Because this works so well for him in his own life! Lol

Paul Barrett ❌👑@paulthedogman.bsky.social

No bottom with this sanctimonious sociopath hypocrite. Texans, send Talarico to the U.S. Senate. Make your state proud. www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...

22 July

Whelp I guess we know what every third Halloween trick or treaters will be wearing this October.

George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸@gtconway.bsky.social

Order now—supplies won’t last long

22 July

I think I’ve just witnessed the literal re-enactment of that old phrase ‘all hat, no cattle.’

Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social

🚨Caught on camera: Ken Paxton PANICS when asked about owning 15 homes worth $9 million on a $153,000 government salary. Paxton dodges, stammers, then says “I’d like to keep today to law enforcement!” Classic Paxton—refuses to answer, cuts the presser short. Texans deserve better.

theguardian.comThe disturbing rise of ‘gooner’ assaults at Dollar Tree stores: ‘They find it funny to degrade women’In dark corners of the internet, men are goading each other to masturbate in public – and on female shoppers – and post the footage

21 July

Large groups of women should assemble at these stores and terrorize these ‘men.’

Auntie Po'kchop@auntiepokchop.bsky.social

I'm telling you all right TF now, if a dude milkshakes me in a Dollar Tree, it will be me that walks out of there alive. That isn't some far fetched murder fantasy, that is a fact. www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

Ate some taco bell tacos 🌮 n our drive to OR. Probably with Taylor Farms lettuce. And now we wait…😳

This shit just makes me want to grind some very specific bones to a very particular grit of dust.

ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖@rebelb1ue.bsky.social

He`s hell bent on eliminating the Constitution.

This was a real knee slapper…

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I hear the term ‘Trumporrhea’ is getting under the orange assclown’s skin (and probably leaking out of his diaper)…. You know what’s to do! VIRALIZE IT!

Luigi’s, Medford, deluxe garbage grinder with olives & mushrooms. Zero percent risk of cyclospora; 💯 percent risk of deliciousness.

13 July

In a completely non-political light, Lindsey Graham and Sam ONeill are reminding us that surviving your 7th decade isn’t guaranteed and probably won’t feel like a simple slam dunk. 😳

courier-journal.comNo, that photo of Mitch McConnell on life support isn't realA viral photo of Senator Mitch McConnell in a hospital bed is AI generated, as experts point to clear visual errors.

13 July

As fake as his alleged care for our country, its constitution, and its people. The REAL source of that ‘fake news’ MAGAts are always squealing about. Quiet piggies. We’re on to you. www.courier-journal.com/story/news/p...

13 July

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𝙾𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙸𝙰 🤍 🇲🇽 𝟺𝚃𝙷 𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙽𝚂𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙴𝚁@olivia4t.bsky.social

🔴 This video was deleted from X by #ElonMüsk. They all knew who Trümp really was. You know what to do ‼️

12 July

BOTH Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell off the Senate? I’m all a-twitter!!

12 July

Fuck off and die you big orange whinger

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

10 July

Geniuses in charge for sure. lol

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10 July

It’s my 37th wedding anniversary! We toddled down the street and danced to live reggae underneath a ring of olive trees. I think maybe we’ve got 37 more in us.