Alan Smithee

Alan Smithee

@m6i2k6e.bsky.social

Born @ 325ppm - Hollywood pixel-pusher, wannabe-paid screenwriter, wanderluster, fruit tree lover, Serie A watcher, Krav Maga-er (yes, that’s a word) and snobber of coffee “Oh mother, I can feel, the soil falling over my country's head” - Morrissey & Me

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"When you're born in this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. And when you're born in America, you're given a front row seat." - George Carlin

FIFA: we're gonna privatize the World Cup to collect even more money and political control UEFA: eat a bag of dicks ME: looks like I'll be going to England/Scotland/Wales/Ireland in '28 instead of Portugal/Spain in '30 🤷‍♂️