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I hope Navi is even more annoying in the remake

She scrib on my doon til I Biddi Blas

The Kroger back room is full of metalheads today

An episode of Star Trek where a character talks about their favorite 21st century composer from Earth And it's Skrillex

Sam Reich is just a Bizarro World Jigsaw #gamechanger

Unpopular opinion- I think the remake of OOT looks really good and I have no complaints at this time

I need Texas Roadhouse to have sensory-friendly hours

Killer klowns from outer space is still one of the greatest movies I've ever seen

The stupid ass arguments I've had with strangers over the last couple days has made me think some of these children should have been left behind.

Sure gas is over $4/gallon, housing and utility costs have more than doubled for the same usage, groceries as a whole are 2-3x more expensive, there's medication shortages and skyrocketing healthcare costs, but at least your shitty relative can be as bigoted as they want now!

My chances of fighting a grocery store employee every day are low, but never zero

Thanks to @bofosho.bsky.social every time a song goes into a key change I mentally add in "you dumb motherfuckers want a key change?!"

Few things have less authority and adherence than grocery store backroom signs.

So we watched Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales this weekend (I fell asleep before the end) and the biggest thing bothering me- Why do they keep calling Not Kiera a witch for... making star charts? Last I checked, PIRATES and THE BRITISH NAVY would have used star charts to navigate???

Me when the Bezos SpyBot starts trying to act like we're friends

Overheard at Walmart: "Yeah my dad would refuse to get (a vasectomy) because he was worried there would be an earthquake in the middle of it and the doctor would cut it off!" People really will cling to fear instead of educating themselves.

We can have a little menty b, as a treat

Tears of the Kingdom is just "what if Skyward Sword didn't suck" #loz #legendofzelda #totk #loztotk #ifuckinhatedskywardsword #fiisworsethannavi

Fun fact about Walmart- when the store is closed for Christmas Day, employees do not get a paid day off. They have to use PTO if they want to get paid.

Crossover cosplay idea- Jimmy Johnathan Joestar (probably just regular jojo cosplay in a Jimmy johns uniform)

Good idea- a kpop demon hunters prequel, but it's a VH1 behind the music style mockumentary about the Saja boys. Im talking literally Jinwoo having to craft the perfect demon boy band, write music, choreography, etc. #kpopdemonhunters #sajaboys #kpop #sodapop #huntrix

"Parking Lot Party" was written and produced by the same guy that wrote "Friday". And if it wasn't, it sure sounds like it.

Heavy is the head that keeps wearing the crown despite knowing how heavy it is and complaining constantly about the weight while also insisting it's fine, they'll wear it anyway since no one else will do it!!!

McDonald's is bringing back the Chicken McGriddle, nature is healing

Men would literally rather force their sons to compete in a deadly competition and learn complex martial arts and aura control powers than be present dads and go to therapy #hunterxhunter

My social patience is vellum

It's once again that time of year when Godsmack's "Voodoo" is stuck in my head.

I'm not picky, I'm just very specific about what I want.

"Wow you're so laid back and go with the flow about everything!" Thanks, it's from a lifetime of having everything I cared about or wanted to do be belittled or ignored or canceled for someone else's preference.

Trying to figure out which group chat I haven't complained about my bullshit at length in a while Sadly they're all full, so blue sky it is

AHĤHHHHHHHH

-as I put Ed Sheeran on our 'do not play' list and add Electric Six and Ghost- Yeah, I'm not like a regular bride, I'm a cool bride 🥴😂

Moby's "Porcelain" still hits in a unique way Maybe we need a revival of Pure Moods

Pipperton

Shouldn't someone do something?

I didn't want a token history month, I wanted my rights and bodily autonomy federally protected

When you're not sure if someone is actually on hold or if they're watching reels in the bathroom

The Walmart is really playing some bangers today

(Not my work)

Concept- Fast and Furious set during Prohibition. Vin Diesel as Dom's great great grandfather (Dom with a mustache). All the cars are period accurate except for their insanely souped up engines. Explosions, jazz, speakeasies- come on!

I hate that I feel guilty about wanting to call off sick again and stay home another day I hate that our system demands working when sick because God forbid some billionaire has to wait an extra few days to buy his man-hunting island

HunterXHunter Greed Island arc- Sword Art Online but also Pokémon and also Yugi-Oh

Soldier: "my lady, the people- they are suffering. It is time. Lady Gaga: "Very well. Open the vault."

How many times does Hisoka have to keep redoing the star on his face until he gets the points even #hunterxhunter