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machuuu

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btw. i just got back to school and i think my asshole is conditioned to wanna take a shit everytime i set foot in campus. like the first thing i instinctively wanna do is go to the toilet and shit

machuuu@machuuu68.bsky.social

i only take a shit in campus because my apartment bathroom doesnt work. but every sunday my college is closed so i hold it in for a day and try to eat as little as possible. i then proceed to drop a fat turd on school toilet 6:00 am sharp on monday morning the second the gates open. #darkestsecrets

its sunday today and i wanna take a shit

machuuu@machuuu68.bsky.social

i only take a shit in campus because my apartment bathroom doesnt work. but every sunday my college is closed so i hold it in for a day and try to eat as little as possible. i then proceed to drop a fat turd on school toilet 6:00 am sharp on monday morning the second the gates open. #darkestsecrets

i only take a shit in campus because my apartment bathroom doesnt work. but every sunday my college is closed so i hold it in for a day and try to eat as little as possible. i then proceed to drop a fat turd on school toilet 6:00 am sharp on monday morning the second the gates open. #darkestsecrets

this is 100% real btw. my apartment toilet hasn't been graced by my asshole's presence. oh how lonely it probably feels just sitting there, unshitted on, in that cold dark bathroom. ๐Ÿ˜”

i wonder if getting shadowbanned is a thing here? im always conscious of my wording on twt bcus of it. (yes that means my shit and piss tweets were carefully crafted before being excreted) ๐Ÿฅฐ

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