Mac & Fees

Anyone who calls a 3:15 Friday meeting and doesn’t start it on time probably deserves a beating.

Maybe you’re feeling depressed about the state of the world but hey. Jose Canseco is antifa now so, yanno, there’s like hope

I’m not as fancy as some of you other watch guys and my wife would no longer be my wife if I spent $5k on a watch. But I feel like I did pretty good for my first automatic.

So does Oklahoma for the NCAA.

Seriously people unless you watch a Texas TV station you have no idea how unhinged the ads are.

I will say that even though the weekend + Monday and Tuesday overall sucked, I did manage to eat a Braum’s burger. So pretty pretty good.

Donald Trump is going to the UTK-UTA football game this weekend and I have never been more of a Team Meteor guy.

Do I need to listen to “Choosin’ Texas”? Or is it just going to make me disappointed in the state of country music?

How is it I’m 30 miles outside of Dallas and the closest thing I can find to a taco stand that’s open is Torchy’s. NB: Torchy’s was a bad idea.

I’m semi-impressed.

For the love of God people. Hotels are not your homes. Don’t come in at midnight making a bunch of fucking noise. Don’t wake up at 6am and make a bunch of fucking noise. In fact, just don’t make a bunch of fucking noise. There’s a whole fucking lot of bars around here. Make noise there.

Sitting here this morning catching myself thinking “OK but New Mexico is a really good and well-coached football team.” We’re going to die next week.

I honest to god can’t remember an OU team that was competent in all phases since 2013. Not great in all phases, or great in one or two and otherwise competent. Just a baseline “this phase isn’t a liability.” The last team I can think of that was at least good in all three phases was 2008.

Uh, in my section they were saying something that started F and ended Arbuckle but not that.

Congratulations to our ancient enemy on their defeat of Temu Switzer.

I have seen Justin Fuente try to run the wishbone and it still wasn’t this gross.

Kirby’s nips could cut glass right now.

Also, OU Football, can we maybe not play the rapper who admires Hitler and sells shirts with swastikas on them?

Sategna was more open than a 7-11 and Mateer still almost found a way to throw an INT.

It’s up there, but I still rank not hanging every confederate officer and elected official for the traitors they were #1.

We’re Temu Iowa.

Maybe we should not extend Venables again until he has two winning seasons in a row.

The good news: we’re aextupling them on offensive yardage. The bad: They have 3 yards.

John Mateer is ass.

Uh we’re doing Senior Day in September?

Oh. No. Oh no Aggies.

Boy it sure looks to me like the Houston QB got there.

Now fucking MARRIOTT is Coke only FUCK COKE.

Also, man, it’s so weird to be surrounded by people wearing OU stuff.

Wow. Will Rogers does NOT look like I remember is.

What the FUCK I just had to verify my age to use this app in Texas?

Kudos to DFW for having new waiting areas in the C terminal that aren’t soul-crushing.

They better pray I’m never appointed to the FTC. Because even accounting for the unlikelihood of it happening, the expected cost for them sits in the billions. I would fine them so much I could pay off the national debt. AND buy everyone a pony.

Once again, fuck Coca Cola and its anticompetitive bullshit.

I DESPERATELY need your help with something, even if it’s just sharing this skeet: I’m working on a piec about the evolution of video games and the KEY to my story is a guy named Oscar Munoz who worked for Sega in the early 1990s I’ve tried everything to find him and social media is my last resort

On day one of my administration I will put a twenty pound hammer in the hands if every American so they can participate in the reeducation.

I’ve gone 52 years without knowing what a Hasan Piker is. God willing I’ll live out my life in that bliss.

Looking in the mirror today I realized that I grew up to be Homer Simpson.

Every day I lose a little more respect for Wharton.