Michael “MacPaladin” Prokop

New Starship Moonhawk until the MSP Podcast resumes in August! I am doing dialy updates because using Toocheke to reupload 300 pages of comics with all the character and goddamn SEO bullshit will kill me. Plus, you're getting a lot of new art. 4.0 begins! www.starshipmoonhawk.org

@shadowsmyst.bsky.social and I will most likely resume #BlueMondays with some degree of seriousness after Nov. 2 when 2026 con season is ended. My financial difficulties, the timing of our mutual Federal holidays (Canada and U.S.) and family affairs have kept us off the track this year.

I am aware nobody asked, btw.

I don’t minds fake boobs provided they don’t make you look like a postmortem cadaver with angry scars and no gravity. That just makes me think they ache and me touching them is hurting you, and that makes me sad. At that point it’s a mutilation, not an enhancement.

As a non-binary person and with the big respect I have for my trans friends, I decided years ago to not draw HP characters anymore. I know it's tempting for artists to participate in trends but it's also important to be aware of the impact your art can have on people. Trans rights are human rights.

I missed out, but I’ll be back next week!

I know I usually keep the TL mild compared to the napalm strike that is my replies and likes (seriously, I hope you packed your asbestos suit to avoid the burn), but enough is enough with trying to “rehabilitate” the HP franchise while Rowling is still alive and unrepentant.

What's truly amazing to me is how they keep protecting the guy to ensure their agenda gets passed, and it's kinda-sorta-not-really-getting-done. At least, not at the whirlwind pacing they probably would have liked. Their incompetence is frankly astounding.

I couldn’t see a satisfactory endgame for that thought thread I began, so, never mind.

😺 All. The. Time

That’s the way to get anyone’s holes to dry up faster than a Summer Day in Death Valley is to bring them over without taking care of Doodles and Snowy competing for “vilest felines”. Tippy is my Sainted Son, and he doesn’t do that, and I will not tolerate any further slander against my boy.

Don’t worry, folks: I didn’t “catch a case” in ANY sense of the term. I told her I was on the “rent struggle” and I was stuck on the opening end of a 12-hour shift. Also, I will never bring a human being back to my place for afternoon delight shenanigans w/o cleaning up. My cats had their way w/it.

Had a rider ask me if I “wanted to go back to your (my) house and ‘canoodle’.” Two things struck me: one, that she was pasted on “Day Drinking”, but also that the term “canoodle” is something almost-50-something me might say and not the natural choice for 20-something-her. #UncannyValleyLyftTales

Make sure to visit with me as well, twitch.tv/MacPaladin

Its Monday! So time for #cityofheroes with myself and @macpaladin.bsky.social and anyone who'd like to join us, as we are playing with viewers on Torchbearer! Come and fight crime (or just watch us fight crime, we're not judgey.) www.twitch.tv/shadows_myst #furrylive #golive #retro #smallstreamer

Since I am getting close to actually doing something with Queen Val on streams, I decided to make a version of her completely in Vroid to avoid... "contractual entanglements" over Booth and Etsy parts. Turns out they added fox tails! #vtuber #avatar If only I could get a #crown :/

Be there soon on my end as well! Twitch.tv/macpaladin #mmorpg #zombie #ressurected #cityofheroes

Live now!

An uncomfortable truth is that, since Covid, I seem to have developed IBS-like stomach problems, meaning that I can go days with nothing happening, and then spend half-a-day on the “pot” at various intervals. God, I used to pride myself on how regular I was. So, take your health seriously, kids.

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Oh, well. No guest this week, so you get to endure— er, I mean ENJOY our unvarnished antics!

Got all my main computers hooked back up, now I need to rebuild my Vtubing Station. It's critical because it has a bit more space for "arting".

A lot of people don't realize how cyclists helped put in motion the rise in measles cases in red states, instability in the Straight of Hormuz and the smell emanating from Trump's diapers.

As always, I will be there myself soonish with life updates and all that! Twitch.tv/macpaladin #retro #gaming #twitch #cityofheroes

Yeah, so, for the short-term, I am back to using my Intuos 4 6x8" tablet. My primary computer with all my crap on it is ancient, so it really doesn't matter what fancy things are available. Do I have newer, better stuff? Of course I do. Do I use it? Probably not as much as I should lol

No reason. Just… I just liked it. #ChaosGremlinsUnite

Starship Moonhawk will come back pretty quick, too. I just don't like more than I like about the next page, and even with the prefab assets we set up, I will still need to make some new art by hand, which is tricky at the moment. but soon!

Latest update on Patreon! Joining us helps speed things along. ;) www.patreon.com/macepaladino...

Sorry for the delay. I am dealing with some AuDHD absolute burnout and am bucking up so I don’t crash-out on air. Please bear with me and my lateness. We’ll be live shortly.

Took care of it on my retro gaming and podcast channel. My Vtubing channel is currently on hiatus, so it’s next.

Ok, all my link partners who are still active with Starship Moonhawk have been updated! Sadly, I am not sure how to get back in touch with tom Fishbach of Two Kinds, as he's kinda walled himself off, due to being a big deal now. Which is rational, honestly. the old days of exposed emails are done.

I was looking at the manuscript from 2002 and 2016, and I was like: "My God, man. What is wrong with you?" I spent 3 pages having Dr. Heather Lopez ponder about Commodore Neriah Solis' dietary habits. Something I now have as a single sentence throwaway gag.

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As for the books/novels, I am considering against making any more “dead tree” books and going exclusively digital via Kindle Direct Publishing

Putting the character reference sheets up on Patreon for Covert Ops. Starship Moonhawk has 3 spin-offs and two standalone films in the works. The others are “Cosmic Feline” and “Space Destroyer Hunter”, and the films are “Galahad” and “Lexington”, following specific tangents introduced in the novels

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Remember folks: being chronically ill or in pain just means you’re a burden to those poor rich people trying to swindle an honest billion from the public. How dare you be hurt. The nerve. Countdown to people being unable to detect sarcasm in 3…2…1…