Madame Simone

Madame Simone

@madame-simone.de

Cis, she/her. Sexwork activist. Professional Dominatrix. Crazy Cat Lady. Vegan Food. trans* rights! https://t.me/salonmadame Profile pic: "I AM JANE DOE" In white on black.

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Madame Simone
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❗❗❗ Meine Hashtags zum muten: #madame wenn ihr keine Posts mit Werbung für oder Einblicke in mein Angebot als Domina sehen wollt. #sw101 wenn ihr keine Inhalte mit Aufklärung oder Informationen zu Sexarbeit allgemein sehen wollt.

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Micro SF/F by O. Westin
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The God of Bad Art gets offerings from all over the world, but in Their temple, They sometimes appear. "Why bad art?" I ask. "It is brave", the God replies. "To try and fail?" "No," the God chuckles. "Any creative work is a defiance of entropy, of Death itself. If you create, you do not fail."

Madame Simone
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Daylight saving time change. Or: reproachful glares from my cats, wondering why breakfast isn’t being served at the agreed-upon time. After all, they’ve booked full board; surely they’re entitled to punctual breakfast and room service!

Madame Simone
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Ooh! It looks as though I might get to look after someone wearing a Latowski chastity belt in December, and that would be a first for a change. So far, I’ve been able to support people wearing all sorts of different penis cages or none at all, but a full #chastity belt is something new! 😍 #madame

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Food The time has come—it’s ( #vegan) hot cocoa with whipped cream or pumpkin spice latte season again! And for me, this key ingredient is an absolute must!

Madame Simone
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A question for cis-het men: perhaps you’re familiar with those moments—conversations with women who aren’t your (sexual) partners—where you find yourself discussing things you’ve never talked about before. ⬇️1

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Madame Simone
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So here's my sincere, non-judgmental question: Why is it that so many of you don’t have these kinds of conversations with other men? ⬇️4

Madame Simone
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‼️To anyone wishing to comment here: please, no sarcasm or cynicism, and no assumptions. I do not want to expose anyone, nor is my intention to point out any "shortcomings." It is simply a question that has been on my mind for a long time. 5

Madame Simone
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A question for cis-het men: perhaps you’re familiar with those moments—conversations with women who aren’t your (sexual) partners—where you find yourself discussing things you’ve never talked about before. ⬇️1

Madame Simone
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Suddenly, you’re delving into deeply buried past experiences, your feelings, and your personal history—all completely unplanned, and without it ever feeling "awkward" or embarrassing. ⬇️2

Madame Simone
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That moment when you begin to open up and share—when someone simply listens to you. I’ve had countless conversations like this, and I imagine many other women have, too. ⬇️3

Madame Simone
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CN: torture If I could set up my own studio, there would definitely be a "white torture" room with Segufix restraints, a straitjacket, and a body bag, all in white. The walls would be as sound-absorbent as possible. For longer stays, the only food and drink provided would also be light-colored.😈

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Before my partner went on a trip to the UK with his other partner, he made a point of taking some COVID tests to the post office for me, just to ensure I had enough on hand. These are the kinds of small gestures that keep showing me that I’ve chosen the right people to have in my life. 🥰

Madame Simone
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Wanna know a speciality of mine? Trying to work out which of a person’s problematic comments people are referring to on social media, only to realise that I can’t see anything because I blocked that person months ago. 🤦🏻 Ah, the perks of having a huge blocklist.

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I may well be at an age where I blame everything on the weather, but when it comes to #chastity, that hadn’t crossed my mind. Still, I do wonder if there’s a link with the weather being even more distinctly summery in Germany than last year? Are you all still having spring fever? 🤔 #madame

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What on earth is going on with Locktober this year?! The whingeing and moaning is much louder; two of my chaste toys have already given up. Only my lovely long-term chaste toy will reach day 200 tomorrow. 🤔 #chastity #kink #bdsm #madame

Madame Simone
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What on earth is going on with Locktober this year?! The whingeing and moaning is much louder; two of my chaste toys have already given up. Only my lovely long-term chaste toy will reach day 200 tomorrow. 🤔 #chastity #kink #bdsm #madame

Madame Simone
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I’m heading back to North Rhine-Westphalia tomorrow, so today I’ve once again made my usual raid on the Asian shop www.vinhloi.de . It’s brilliant how many vegan products there are there, once you know what to look for. 🥰

Madame Simone
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First my large toy travel bag couldn’t cope with the weight of the metal, leather and other heavy toys any longer and split open at the bottom, now the handle on my big kinky outfits-trolley has given way and snapped. Where on earth are the #finsubs when you need them? 😫 #BuyMyLuggage ❤️ #madame

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#Locktober, but turn it into a locked gag for white cis-het men, which may only be removed briefly (and supervised) for eating and drinking. #madame

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I rarely have any qualms about making fun of over-the-top requests and initial messages, and sharing them (anonymised, of course!) Some people just go completely over the top. #madame ⬇️

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But if I’m not sure whether this complete over-the-top behaviour is down to the person themselves or perhaps a source language that’s been translated poorly, then I’d rather not. #madame ⬇️

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I may be a bit of a bitch at times, but not when the person I’m talking to is trying to be polite with me, only for that to be translated, unfortunately, in a terribly pompous and exaggerated way. ❗So please let me know if you’re using a translation tool and what the source language is! #madame

Madame Simone
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Whenever I read a text from (mostly wannabe) Doms who says, ‘I’m going to treat you like a whore’, I think – oh, lovely, first arrange a meeting, then discuss what you’re willing to do, and then get paid for it as well! Nice. #madame #sw101

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Food In the kitchen, there’s lemongrass, Thai aubergines and other vegetables, garlic, ginger, kaffir lime leaves and a vegan chicken substitute, plus a few other ingredients such as coconut milk. What am I planning to cook?

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A new statue titled “The Orange Plague”, also known as “King of Injustice”, by Danish artist Jens Galschiøt has been unveiled inside the European Parliament in Strasbourg, France, where it will remain through 8 October. Remember to stop by for a selfie if you have a chance. 😏📸

Madame Simone
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Anyone coming to see me for the first time who wants a session involving extreme spanking and caning, to be carried out entirely without a safeword and with no way out, must play by my rules! #kink #bdsm #madame #consent ⬇️❗

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A video call in advance is essential and non-negotiable. It is essential to fill in my questionnaire in detail and to set out your expectations and boundaries in equal detail. #kink #bdsm #madame #consent ⬇️❗

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Yes, this may seem rather unsexy and a bit ‘bureaucratic’ beforehand, but in order to truly manoeuvre yourself into a situation with no way out, everything must be managed very precisely in advance. #kink #bdsm #madame #consent

Madame Simone
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Have my cats been a bit unhappy with their food of late, and did I try something different because of that? Yes. Are the cats absolutely crazy about it, and now only want the new food, please? Yes. Is it one of the rather expensive brands of cat food? *deep sigh* Of course it is. My mistake. 🙄

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I really couldn’t care less what #kinks two consenting adults choose to explore with each other, as long as they don’t involve anyone who isn’t a willing participant. But you can bet your arse that I’ll speak up or step in if an animal is going to be hurt or killed in the process! 😡😤😠 #bdsm

Madame Simone
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The urge to dress a muscular, tall and athletic sub in cute clothes whilst doing nasty things to them is particularly strong today. Bonus if they have a beard (for little bows, of course).

Madame Simone
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If you send me unsolicited photos of your bloodied arse, it’s the same as sending dick pics: intrusive and disrespectful! You should first say what you’d like and ask whether I offer this service at all, and if I'd like to see an example photo. (Most of the time I don't).🙄 #kink #bdsm #madame

Madame Simone
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Anyone who thinks they can buy *me* just because I’m a sex worker clearly doesn’t know that I once ended a relationship with a man who had an annual salary of €250,000 and owned several properties, simply because he said, ‘I wouldn’t lift a finger for €50,000! That's an insult!' ⬇️

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(At the time, I was working my arse off in a bakery for less than €8 an hour). I’m truly happy for anyone to earn a good salary, but the moment you get a big head about it, you become absolutely unfuckable in my eyes, no matter how much you want to spoil me!