🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃

Can we get a WS Mercy rule?

Maybe we should see if the Guardians might want to finish this series.

LOL

Tonight a protester at his rally in Mississippi told him to “shove that ballroom up your fat ass” and he definitely heard it Happy Monday, everyone

Add "Between My Legs" to a movie title. Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice Between My Legs

Why are all the new #Astros employees coming from Driveline?

This defense might suck

Early this year, I visited Ingram, a TX town of ~1,900, to check out a tip. The area was starting to recover from its worst flood in a century. But as Latino workers drove to jobsites to help rebuild, the tipster said, a cop in a black Dodge Charger kept stopping them ... 🧵

Time for my weekly Costco run. Shoot me.

Happy birthday to my lovely wife today.

Up early went to the botanical gardens for a plant sale. Got a lemon tree.

Oh you betcha

Its a beautiful night out

Its almost dark enough for a little outside baseball

Setting up the projector to watch the world series in the back yard. Building a fire in the fire pit, should be a lovely night.

Hammocks are goated for an afternoon nap.

Now Spinning: Todd Snider "My Second Rodeo"

Almost 🚀 🏀 time. Glad to see the red and yellow back. #Rockets

Beautiful day in the H! #DashSoccer

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

Current view on UH Campus

LMAO

Go Gators!

Nothing like starting your Saturday with a Costco run.

I have 10 days until a court date that will most likely officially get me evicted out of my house. Please please, if you care about me even one bit, please repost. It doesn't take more than 3 seconds to do so

Currently 74 and windy AF out here, time to bust out the hammock.

Excited to have tickets to UH/OSU tomorrow and the Dash on Sunday.

Don't follow me if you're into ai

My wife loves me more than I deserve

Can I get the last of my 3️⃣ boo baskets 🧺 out 👀 These boo 👻 baskets are great for every age 💖 Loaded with ⬇️ 4️⃣ Horror themed bath bombs 2️⃣ soaps w/loofah bags 3️⃣ Korean sheet face masks 2️⃣ under eye masks + so much more ⬇️ 🛒 ko-fi.com/s/9a94fceb72

🎶Everyone was Julie blocking. Bots were fast as lightning 🎶

Lets go barves

Jake Cronenworth, yikes

Betsy bought me a new projector. Been watching football and baseball on a 15' screen today.

Ah, I got Julied

@grammarous.bsky.social you see this?

Now spinning, continuing our Beatles listening

Now playing

Pujols 2005 homer will bother me until the day I die. #Astros

Not now Astros, not now...

Tonight was 99th checkin to Daikin/MMP/Enron. Lets hope 100 isnt delayed by the lockout

I had to leave, i couldn't watch that

I stopped drinking for this?