MagicAnt

I have a tendency to shed tears at the drop of a hat when watching TV and movies, but didn't expect it while watching #agt Amazing job #neneroyal !

The traditional "republicans fuck the economy but it's not felt until democrats take charge and they fix it just in time for republicans to take credit" is in jeopardy because trump is fucking it in record time.

Both sides? Explain your nuanced approach

Apologies to Tom Toro for the update (the irony isn't lost on me).

Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real

So… they’re working

Little known fact. The Grand Canyon was formed by a scuba diver with a box cutter.

i had no idea this would become so literal

Wtf. Piano too? And this was a year ago when she was like 14. youtube.com/watch?v=hD8s... phenomenal talent. #neneroyal

If by "most transparent administration in history" you meant transparently lying about everything but everyone just lets it go, then yes, I guess that's technically accurate.

I wish the media had the same urgency about the state of Mitch McConnell as they did for Kamala's W-2 from McDonald's in the 80s.

I know it's not high on the list of issues, but we definitely should make a literacy test part of the qualifications for president.

Hey Democrats. The fact that 4 of 9 supreme court justices said it's basically okay for the president to overturn the constitution isn't celebration time, it's time to recognize you've got things to fucking fix.

If you see this, post your mentor.

Just 10 people have already poured $617 MILLION into this year’s midterm elections. In the entire 2008 presidential cycle, the last election before Citizens United, total billionaire spending was $16 million. This is not sustainable. We need to get Big Money out of our democracy.

Honestly, at this point "centrist" Democrats in the establishment should just stfu. It's embarrassing. Jeffries is embarrassing. Carville is beyond embarrassing. Get behind people who understand we're in a crisis and actually get shit done.

It's 2026. I don't think we need to use the term "flat screen" when describing TVs any more.

I just saw someone surmise that Trump was told by his staff to claim that the Jesus image was doctored and his addled brain turned that into him being a doctor. I am 💀

If this were any other leader acting like this, the US would be leading the charge to remove him.

Why are crossed fingers used for luck but also for when you're telling a lie. Even when I was five years old, I felt like this was a mixed message.

The reason this administration never shares their goals isn't only because they don't have them. If you don't tell anyone your goal, it lets you back out when things don't go your way (taco-style). However things turn out, they then claim success in an "I meant to do that" proclamation.

Not sure who in this administration picks the names for military actions but if you type Epic F... into Google, Fury is not the word that comes up first.

Don't worry, all you Americans being told to leave the middle east with no way to do it, the MAGA influencers have been taken care of, thank goodness.

I don't hate this war because it wasn't "authorized properly," or because I am not a fan of the specific President waging it. I hate this war because it is a war. thewhitepages.net/p/you-will-n...

At least the families of the fallen have this to comfort them.

Starts a fucking war that has killed people, destabilized the entire globe and will continue to, and he's talking about the drapes and his fucking ballroom. Fuck everyone who enables this and fuck the democrats for being absolutely useless.

Trump saying again that he ended 8 wars when we all know that if you asked him to name 8 countries, one of them would be "Africa."

"we don't know the whole story!" Yes we do. And how about the people ICE is kidnapping? The dad who filed for asylum and is following every legal procedure to stay? Did you care about that "whole story?" How about the whole story for the other tens of thousands of victims of these d-bags?

You can see from the video he was turning the sidewalk toward the officers.

FFS, Democrats, do your jobs. Push for impeachment. Push for removal under the 25th amendment. I don't CARE if it'll never pass. Go on the record so that future generations know you f'ing TRIED. #Davos

“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)

RFK Jr's new food pyramid really should have included an allotment for boot leather.

The new HHS nutritional guidelines really should have incorporated boot leather into the mix.

And should be removed...

I'd like to see a Venn diagram of ICE hires in the last year and members of right wing militia groups like Proud Boys and Oath Keepers.

"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."

Interesting that you don't see or hear anything about the d-bag right wing groups like Proud Boys or Oath Keepers any more. Could it be because they've all been absorbed into the ICEstapo?

What a shock that Trump doesn't understand Mercator projection.

If we had a normal President, he'd express human decency and offer condolences for the MURDERED U.S. citizen under his watch. Instead, we get a paragraph of propaganda and excuses that put the blame on the victim – a tactic Trump has used on women for decades. Disgusting.

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

Apparently, Erika Kirk thought that the stages of grief were literal stages.

The updated Periodic Table explaining the elements to 2025 people who don't understand science

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”