Main Line Spy

I’ve had periods that have lasted longer than Katie Zacharia.

Caption Contest

This is sew cool.

A mosquito in Radnor tested positive for West Nile virus? Uh oh.

I feel so dirty when they start talking cute. How about you?

Big turnout on the Main Line.

I pitched my book to three agents. All three requested pages, and one of them asked for the whole manuscript.

*taps glass* Tink tink tink Being in your twenties in the 90’s wasn’t as fun as you remember. Watching Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica made you feel a little chubby and a little lonely, you had to wait to get asked out, your boss was openly sexist, and long distance calls were charged by the minute.

I don’t normally post selfies, but here’s a live shot of me reading the news.

Uh oh. Looks like Melania only has five seats left in King of Prussia. Oh wait. Do I have this backwards? The white squares are available?

INSHAMNIA (noun) The inability to sleep due to the replaying of awkward conversations, dumb decisions, and failures to act.

Your Facebook feed is filled with photos of families smiling, but if your heart may hurt because you are missing someone, estranged from a family member, or anticipating a loss, you are not alone. Be the light. Text someone who doesn’t expect to hear from you on Christmas. Merry Christmas.

A scene from Stand By Me that Rob Reiner brought to life.

FIFA stands for Facilitating Idolatry For Assholes. #FiFA

Couldn’t convince my boys to get haircuts before our Christmas card photo. Oh well. In case you aren’t on my list, Merry Christmas! Thanks for being in our lives. #MerryChristmas

“Hey, it’s that Elf’s dad?” -My son, watching the Godfather for the first time

Wow

Watching my youngest on Find My Friends. On his way! Please be careful on the roads today, everyone.

Trump: Quiet, Piggy! American Women: Oink off and get your finger out of my face before I bite it.

You Can’t Be Fully Clean Until You’re Zestfully Clean and Other Lies I Believed in the 80s a memoir

I talk too much.

Best New Yorker cover ever!

Checking in to see if any of my followers are my age.

Did you know Longfellow wrote a poem about this pretty Main Line church?

“Goodbye, Maria. You’ll make a very fine nun” is my favorite snarky line of all time. What’s yours? #WritingCommunity

Do you have any one in your life you want to enrage for no particular reason? Tell them to watch All of Me.

Boo! #writingcommunity

How your email finds me.

How did you quit Twitter?

A good elevator joke works on so many levels.

This is the cutest thing you’ll see all day. Stop looking at pictures of the bloated orange guy, watch this, and go outside.

I can’t resist. Sorry.

The fireflies are putting on quite a show these days. Tempting to watch them instead of going to the fireworks tomorrow.

Dropping your child off in a city far away for his first full-time job is completely different than dropping him off for college.

You can get ice from a hotel bucket or you can be a fan of #TheOffice. Can’t have it both ways.

Rough day. Going to bed. Please send stupid jokes, dog pictures, or happy thought I can wake up to.

Unfollowing all the parents groups after your child has graduated from college.

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Free on-line class at Harvard. *giggle, giggle pll.harvard.edu/course/ameri...