Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake

Someone should exchange jerseys with Chapman

That is charmin soft

Is anyone else having horrible audio issues on the @soundersfc.com game?

I’m going to be so glad when this AppleTV deal is done. This is always such hot ass

The audio on this Seattle San Diego game on AppleTV is horribly off

Arriola was offside in like 1970 with the ARs smoking at half time

Did they outsource the pyros to AI

While it happens to everyone at some point I hope we don’t have to wait 15 minutes to try again

lol the pyros went off. What a metaphor for our season

My wife upon seeing we the pizza out overnight: Oh no, guess we have to throw it out 😕 Me, who went to college: No, pizza is a preserved food. You can leave it at room temperature in a dirty room for days as long as it’s still in a box

Going back to the 49ers - Seahawks game I recall that Tom Brady could barely hold his contempt for Sam Darnolds decisions and throws. At the time i was irritated as a hawks fan. But he was right and hooo boy have Darnold’s decisions been awful this week

It’s pretty wild though that everyone in the world except NFL starting QBs and F500 CEOs can dodge accountability like they’re Donald Trump

NFL QB is the closest thing there is to a CEO. It’s never their fault, everyone else gets fired first, and they keep making the same mistakes over and over.

Darnold needs to go to the bench

High school quarterbacks don’t make that throw

Darnold needs to be benched

I can’t tell if Darnold is just shit or it’s play calling

Maybe Darnold IS ass

Pretty sure Darnold is ass but I know we need to suffer through a bunch of weeks of failure

I am just shocked at how inept the Seahawks are playing

Shit, Fagundez is still in the league? He’s gonna ruin the clean sheet isn’t he

I have a feeling Sounders are gonna get a game breaking officiating call against them just the way Penso is calling it

The lion with the lamb (ok really the other lion)

@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com How many times in our history have we beat Wiz/SKC with goals after the 89’

Jesus that’s a real forcefield on goal for the Loons

Oh no we suck again

Ok @macamps.online

If Georgi scores on us

Real cool that our CB dribbled the ball out of bounds at midfield

I mean CW deserves to be fired but this is still like 95% Adrian Hanauer

CR7 has more headed goals than you’d expect from a guy generously listed at 5’8”

That’s a fucking pen

Well, I’m glad that Ed Sheeran confirmed everything I ever suspected about Ed Sheeran

Bullshit

This is Drake Maye’s worst nightmare: playing against a team that is good

Drake Maye continues to be trash

That is the most Drew Locke play of all time.

That is a bad call

Bullshit call

Again, what the fuck is the defender supposed to do there

Jedd Fisch teams continue to make stupid mistakes

Jedd Fisch is like Kalen DeBoer if every decision was bad

Jedd Fisch is a shit coach

Jedd Fisch teams will always bleed points for stupid mistakes

Even though it’s a 100% Adrian Hanauer’s fault, Craig has to go.

Welp Sounders continue to be shit