make up a guy

guy lore: a thread (copied from twitter)

guy who makes the ghosts haunting their house pay rent

guy who learned how to read from yuri comics

guy whose book club uses a blunt rotation instead of a talking stick

guy who can use chatgpt in their head (they finally found out what thinking is)

guy who absolutely despises garfield for having the catchphrase “i hate mondays” and claims they invented hating mondays first

guy who proposed to their partner in the middle of a furry rp session

The theys have spoken.

guy urging popular culture to instead pivot to the well oiled robot, as seen in trolls 3: band together (2023 dir. walt dohrn)

guy who is concerned that advancements in ai technology may cause the robot dance to become poorly aged

guy who shrimps hard

guy who pronounces soup like soap

guy who actually went to jail because of a monopoly go to jail card

guy who forcefully fused their watch to their skin so magicians can’t steal it from them

guy who is low poly when rendered from far away

guy whose head has the texture of a deflated basketball

guy who i keep in my basement and exclusively feed dippin dots and monster energy drinks

guy who thinks

guy whose car uses tilt controls for steering

guy who thinks steve jobs is actually multiple people, cloned from an original “steve job”

guy who wants you to see this 🦎

guy who replies to every post they see with “me and who?”

guy who only shops for clothes at spirit halloween

nintendo, hire this guy

the other guy

guy whose get rich quick scheme involves building a minecraft gold farm in real life

guy who is convinced that buffalo sauce comes from real buffalos

guy who is looking to uninvent the wheel

guy who always pays an extra cent for anything they pay for just so they can say “keep the change”

guy who intentionally refers to the colors of the american flag as blue, red and white to annoy true american patriots

guy who got rid of their hands so psychics can’t do palm readings on them

guy who likes to roleplay as the thanksgiving turkey, and is, quite frankly, disturbing the funeral

guy who uploads music online with the instrumentals and vocals offset very slightly so it sounds wrong but no one can tell why

Updated by Google. (guy who was google translated)

guy who replaced all of their fingers with different colors of markers