sister sourswamp

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draft dump

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SKELETON.BMF

call me fuckin crazy, call me a dickhead, call me a fat sack of crap if you must. but i think if the problem is that a person is “undocumented” we could simply “document” them. pic unrelated i cant delete it

my beautiful beagle monkey with one of his new Halloween toys 💜💜💜💜💜💜

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maybe some of us wanna know the story behind coastal merino 😤

hot tip for fruit lovers: give golden kiwis a try

i WILL get credit for this joke if it’s the last thing i do

i am not a reply guy. i am a reply angel

in "garfield: one more day" odie gets hit by a car, garfield bargains with the devil to bring him back in exchange for erasing his marriage with jon arbuckle. highly controversial among the garfield fan community

biddy blaze

my hobbies are looking bad and getting mad

the people’s worm

halloween 2009, i went as “the recession”

“crazier even than Hot Wheels” has me hooting and spinning around

took a crap at my sister’s house and stood up to see a black widow spider had been chilling behind my head

frankie muniz bout to pop

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don’t take me out in public unless you’re okay with me throwing out compliments to strangers like a pitching machine

2010s tumblr gets a lot of crap but i learned a lot about how to be a decent person, plus it still had porno

coming this spring… Chank Estevez and Tarn Baldwin star in THE GREAT BLARNEY STONE MIXUP

just realized he and i are the same age and that…. did not feel good for me

what’s the move when youre stuck in a rut where all your drawings are coming out doodoo style

the body has slightly improved…. just in time for the mind to get wacky with it

my doctor extended my disability by another month, which is the most intensely validating thing that has ever happened to me in my life

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what if my fingers grew insanely long? would you still follow me on blue sky social media?

it’s funny, in a way, how i slept for like a month straight and now i fear i will never sleep again. kind of cool and mysterious of me as well.

idea: the purge but only for trans women to do

the sun will be up soon and i haven’t slept yet 😎 and im not remotely tired 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖

VIZIER: The stanky leg has been done as you commanded, sire! KING OF THE SOUTH: And what of the shoulder lean? VIZIER (shuffling nervously): Well, er, I.... KING OF THE SOUTH: Talk your shit, son, out with it! VIZIER: They're finding it difficult to hit that, sire, difficult indeed.

we need the three busy debras now more than ever :(

make me president and it’s a day one priority

each transsexual deserves an apology and $7 million dollars from the federal government

yeah, of course i got trauma. what else do you call it when your ex gf makes fun of the lyrics you picked for your AIM away message.

I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing

i took another pass at it and had a dream about Roseanne popping a zit on my shoulder on stage in front of an audience. what the fuck is happening?