Hannah Apuan

It’s crazy how expensive Halloween candy is right now 👻🎃🍬

Saw my first gas station out of unleaded gas.. won’t be the last I’m sure

Every once in awhile I remember every variation of Hatsune Miku is canon according to the creator and it brings a smile to my face.

You ever just think about what you’d do for some mashed potatoes in your life

Can’t tell if someone around me is eating sauerkraut and hot dogs or if they smell like sauerkraut and hot dogs.. Which tbh are two VERY different things

“You must question with not only skepticism but also wisdom..”

“This is my white-person awakening, next step I just do ayahuasca”

Woah that's crazy

Putting an open tote bag of yarn into the washer with clothes may have been one of the funnier fuckups I’ve done in life.

Wish I were eating sushi rn

After banning CNN, MS NOW & Politico from the White House, he installs State-Run television, just like they have in so many other countries... Sieg Heil, ya'll. #38Days 🌊

How do we make teaching a sustainable career? We need: 🎒Education budget tied to the defense budget 🎒Teacher minimum wage 🎒Strong teacher unions 🎒Investment in the paraprofessionals that a kid needs to be their best learner and so teachers can focus on teaching

Saw a band today but two of their members were unable to come from Canada into the US. If you’re fortunate enough to have a voice and are still quiet; you’re a part of the problem.

At least in Water World they had a big ship somewhat full of oil.

Turns out we’re going to be closer to Mad Max than Water World

Word of the day, pissapointed Being pissed off because some idiot did exactly what you thought he would do

Missing kitties in my life more than usual today.

Remembering that time my private alma mater cold called me and told me over 80% of their students were food insecure so I would justify donating to a “feeding students” scholarship. They have a $1.15B endowment btw.

If vibecoding your UI means constantly moving buttons and functionality patterns around, please stop 😭 I’m too old to learn where new buttons are

Called United Airlines customer support 3x today only for the next agent to tell me the previous person lied to me. Waiting until tomorrow to find out the third one lied to me. Some absolute bullshit

Man I miss water parks

TIL one of the reasons F1 drivers drink out of those ridiculously long straws is to make sure as many ads as possible remain visible.

I still don’t get why they started this NFL season on a Wednesday The answer for them is usually always “money,” but I can’t make sense of how that was the goal here.

Just got a paper cut on my lip from the aluminum foil wrapped around my burger.. Human physiological evolution couldn’t have prepared long enough for me tbh

Y'all are sleeping on the truth, btw #secondplanemissed

Still waiting to see the Lightning McQueen safety car.. #f1

This country was built on the opposition to tyranny...so ICE must be abolished.

i have seen a LOT of people say lately that they dont know how a better world can be born out of this one and man i fucking get it, it feels like for my entire life things keep getting worse and the most horrible people keep winning but you have to keep imagining. you have to

“Hope is for the impoverished” from Chad Powers

“If you love your children, how will they grow up to be tech billionaires”

Trying to decide if I should eat all the beef I can this week or quit beef already. Anyways I’m going to miss beef.

God I love oysters but man I cannot eat them all the time in landlocked US

To all websites ever: I do not want to spin your goddamn prize wheel

More people need to be talking about what’s happening in Indiana.