Mitchell Anderson

A story, in three acts

Haha, Fernandes being asked if this was the day he arrived as a tottenham player and he's like "I've been here, bitch"

(paraphrased)

Today up to 12th, tomorrow the world 📈📈📈

Even before the goal, this might've been Tel's best performance for Tottenham

That's why they call it the beautiful game

Q: How many fouls do Chelsea get before they start getting carded for accumulation?

A: Trick question, the answer is all of them

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YouTube thumbnail face should be illegal, imo

One of these days, I'm going to wake up on a Saturday and not hate this team when the game is over. But today is not that day.

I'm honestly more upset the headbutt was half-assed than Bentancur picked up a red there.

Home crowd booing? Spurs should feel right at home.

Territorial dominance with toothless attack, the Tottenham Hotspur story

Van Hecke popping up as a winger there, it's like Romero never left

on.wsj.comLawmakers Want Colleagues to Promise They’ll Accept Midterm Election ResultsA bipartisan duo is asking House members to pledge that they won’t block winners from taking their seats.

If you ask a member of Congress if they're gonna do treason, they have to tell you.

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com

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John Moe@johnmoe.bsky.social

Kenny Rogers (aka Capone) is available for adoption and the photographer here deserves a MacArthur grant. new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...

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Matt Pearce

@mattdpearce.com

20 Sept

Polling USA@usapolling.bsky.social

70% of Americans say more Americans working in factories would be better for America 33% actually say they'd be better off working in a factory

13 Sept

The secret to happiness is setting up your life to resemble Richard Scarry's Busytown as much as possible.

The only two emotions you're allowed to feel while watching Tottenham Hotspur is frustration or boredom, sorry those are the rules.

Up to 17th again, our natural habitat

Kinda crazy we had Romero, Danso, and Vuskovic as right centerbacks heading into the summer and binned them all off for Van Hecke. Early returns not looking good.

7 minutes of regulation left and Spurs now just put on the one guy who can pass.

4 Sept

American hermit kingdom, here we come!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

“We could do tremendous good for ourselves by just not trading with countries” — Trump’s bonkers view of trade is that you become wealthy by not engaging in commerce

thinkoutsidetheball.substack.comTottenham’s summer of intent was actually an abandonment of ambitionSpurs think they can skip steps in their rise to the top, but nobody can, so what they really did was quit trying to build a team that can win major trophies.

2 Sept

Better analysis than all of the beat reporters and professional analysts paid to write about Tottenham combined. Really nails the big picture. thinkoutsidetheball.substack.com/p/tottenhams...

30 Aug

Roberto De Zerbi the manager was Tottenham's salvation last year, but Roberto De Zerbi the de facto Director of Football is our punishment. A real Faustian bargain.

Should've used that £300M to rebuild Whitehart Lane instead

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club personified

Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!)@sjbrewer.bsky.social

Mathys Tel freekick attempt

You can bring in a new manager and half a squad of new players, but the club is still Tottenham

That's what we call synergy, baby

26 Aug

the babahuck@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social

genuinely cannot imagine anything like this ever happening again.

3 Aug

Only a matter of time until they are

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minnesotareformer.comWhat Angie Craig’s most controversial vote says about her • Minnesota ReformerU.S. Rep. Angie Craig regrets that she didn’t see it coming: thousands of masked federal agents flooding American streets, arresting law-abiding immigrants without warrants and packing them in disease...

27 July

There are often votes for politicians that stand as moral tests, but every once in awhile there are those that also serve as "Did you fall for the wallet inspector?" tests. The Laken Riley Act was one such case.

max nesterak@maxnesterak.bsky.social

“My regret to give them a f***ing inch does drive my commitment to making sure that the Trump administration pays for what they’ve done,” said Rep. Angie Craig about her vote for the Laken Riley Act. minnesotareformer.com/2026/07/27/w...

27 July

Even if you more or less agree with Craig's politics, her inability to accurately read the political winds in a category 5 hurricane should be disqualifying on its own.

26 July

A great thing about the right wing chud Odyssey freakout is these assholes are basically doing unpaid marketing for it, ensuring its success.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net

‘THE ODYSSEY’ is now tracking to pass $1 billion worldwide in its box office run. It is expected to become Christopher Nolan's highest grossing film ever.

kotaku.comPolitician Count Binface Demands Sega Releases Shenmue 4The only respectable figure in British politics has announced that he has 'a little bone to pick with' Sega regarding the unannounced Shenmue 4

23 July

Finally, a politician who speaks for the people!

Kotaku@kotaku.com

Politician Count Binface Demands Sega Release Shenmue 4 And Reopen Its Arcades:

19 July

The boos when Trump came on the screen at the bar where I watched the World Cup final were about 10x louder than anything from the game itself. Minneapolis, so somewhat expected, but it was LOUD.

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William Shakespeare

@shakespeare.lol

16 July

Fair is foul, and foul is fair, Hover through the fog and filthy air.

bit.lyWildfire smoke is blanketing Minnesota. Here’s how to stay safe.The air quality in Minneapolis is among the worst in the world. Here’s how to avoid exposure to the fine particles that can damage your health.

16 July

Minnesota Star Tribune@startribune.com

The air quality in Minneapolis is among the worst in the world. Here’s how to avoid exposure to the fine particles that can damage your health.

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JP Acosta

@acosta32jp.bsky.social

Maybe football doesn’t wanna come home because the vibes are bad at home

I did not particularly dislike this English side, but will always, always root for cowardball to be punished.

Oh well, more time for Kane to sneak in an extra round of golf with Trump before the flight home

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My contribution to the permanent daylight savings time discourse is we should make sure to put Minneapolis and St. Paul into different time zones.

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9 July

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6 July

I'm starting to wonder if FIFA isn't 100% on the level

2 July

Pochettino making zero subs 85 minutes into the game is so on brand it's painful