Manton Pullpax

Post AI slop, get muted

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains. Or don't. Whatever you want

I think I speak for millions of people when I say unequivocally, FUCK Freedom 250 and everything that depressing travesty stands for Freedom '90 is the only Freedom [number] I recognize www.youtube.com/watch?v=40eq...

@ericmigi.com is it really still possible to buy the index for the "pre-order" price of 75 clams?

Me every time @davidpierce.xyz is talking about Apple and says they should "think differently"

@reckless.bsky.social @davidpierce.xyz Today's Jeopardy contestants are obviously not listening to the Vergecast enough...

Was listening to Decoder with Hank Green and immediately went to register thevergedotcomthelastwebsiteonearth.com. Drat! It's already been registered! Who would possibly think to do such a thing?? It redirects right back to Decoder with Hank Green. Well played, @reckless.bsky.social. Well played.

Jamie is making this look like a game of solitaire... #jeopardy

Welcome to the black parade

This may turn out to be my most old-man-yells-at-cloud take over the next years but can we please go back to an Internet that was not bursting at the seams with AI slop

Everyone's favorite podcast within a podcast within a skeet: Brendon Carr is a poorly dressed dummy @davidpierce.xyz @reckless.bsky.social

@alyankovic.bsky.social I was looking for some shelving and something in one of the photos cause my eye. I have to say, whoever runs this kitchen has impeccable taste. And keeps an outrageous, almost *suspicious* amount of Italian seasoning on hand...

@reckless.bsky.social Technically this is NBC, but I'm 1000% sure that this is what you were hearing in the Paramount Plus sonic logo. That's right. Mfin John Tesh in the house youtu.be/9qCEX4scaJA?...

You know, I'm the first one to say that we should support ethical businesses and boycott unethical ones, but have we really considered how many people will become unemployed if we force the orphan grinding plant to shut down?

could "tearing down our institutions" become literally any fucking more literal

The same dumb assholes who brought us "Somehow, Palpatine has returned" said no to this.

Since every apple tree bears fruit that is unique to itself, it is possible that the best and most delicious cultivar of apple has already come and gone extinct.

If the Smashing Pumpkins song 1979 was released today, it would be called 2008

It's crazy how a man in this century became famous while having the name Benedict, and only got away with it because his last name is even more outlandish

@hankgreen.bsky.social Regarding your recent vids about life's aqueous exodus: was the tidal cycle a factor? It seems to me that the constant ebb & flow of the tides would present perfect opportunities to test one's mettle in a drier environment. IE, it's harder to leave water without low tide.

Taking my cat to the vet just so I can hear about how much of a sweet, well-behaved gentleman he is

@reckless.bsky.social they are playing your song (not the pump up the volume soundtrack – your other song) www.techradar.com/televisions/...

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

sometimes i lie awake at night, endlessly turning over the same question in my head am i maximizing my credit card rewards?

"Emojo." "Pardon me?" "It's an Emojo." "Emoji." "That would be if there was more than one. There's only one." #schlansky

First they came, for the editors www.theverge.com/news/613989/...

@davidpierce.xyz the product namers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

The American realization that when Paul says "Outta college, money spent. See no future, pay no rent" He's talking about high school, not university.