Marcas Grant

I'ma be honest. Sometimes I don't know what y'all be arguing about.

How many actually good teams are there in the NFL right now? 5? 6?

We should get David Attenborough to narrate Kirk Cousins attempting to escape the pass rush.

Ashton Jeanty is cooking the Rams secondary.

Have we had Evan Williams covering Jameson Williams in this game? Did Jared Goff perhaps throw a Bulleit into that coverage?

When someone warms up broccoli in the office microwave.

Welp. Guess we won't see Kyren again until next week.

The Raiders did just enough to draw us in and get us interested before Raidering.

"But There's A Flag": The Story of 2026 NFL Season

Very nice, Ashton Jeanty.

Puka Nacua turning into Muscley Wan'Dale Robinson wasn't something I expected.

Planting my flag for Max Klare next week.

Stop me if you've heard this one: the Rams just gave up a big special teams play.

If you think you know which Rams tight end is the one to play, no you don't.

I can already see that Rams-Raiders will be a test of our collective patience.

Matthew Stafford glitched in the pocket there.

The Texans defense might be ungood this year.

So...why didn't the Giants want to play Cam Skattebo last week?

George Kittle with a game-ending fumble on National Tight End Day should be the death knell for this "holiday".

Tony Pollard managers who finally benched him this week.

No team has gotten away with it more than the Vikings are getting away with it.

#TBvCAR

Kevin McAllister's dad was an accountant for a drug cartel. His murder opened up a job for Marty Byrde to eventually take over operations and move to the Ozarks.

Apples. We've pushed apple technology far beyond the limits of Granny Smith and Red Delicious. Thank Zeus.

New last place fantasy punishment just dropped.

It was the moment a lot of us had when Snoop, Dre, et al did Super Bowl halftime. "Hey, they're getting cool acts and not catering to the olds anymore. Wait..."

Sigh.

No matter how many times I hear it, my flabber is always gasted by McDonald's using an Ol' Dirty Bastard song in a commercial.

lolbears

Steph deserves better.

I like Watchmen more than most people. It's a valiant attempt to put a sprawling, complicated story on film. The choice to completely change the ending sends it off the rails.

Gimme gimme gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK IT!

The NFC East lobbying to get into the 24-team CFB playoff.

The Niners have done everything in their power to give the Commanders a chance.