Marc Channick

Marc Channick

@marcchannick.bsky.social

I'm here for a long time, not a good time

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Who is that Gollum-ass POS at the mic?

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

Rally speaker: "Mike Rogers is an American. Abdul has a birth certificate. The birth certificate says he's a citizen of America. You know what? a birth certificate doesn't make you an American."

hey remember when Bill Clinton (who had not been President for 15 years) and Loretta Lynch once chatted for 20 minutes and the entire Beltway Media complex went completely feral?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump admits that he told the DOJ to sue Alaska over the election

I'm old enough to remember an entire round of Civility Discourse over Troy Jackson telling Susan Collins to shut up during an adversarial campaign debate

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump snaps at a woman reporter: "Wait. Shhh. Wait, wait. WAIT!"

Sarah Huckabee Sanders was once asked politely to leave a private establishment and the Beltway Media went absolutely feral for weeks.

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Trump to a female reporter: You don't know what you're talking about. You're a dummy. Low IQ person

We'll be at the SD show at Mic Drop Comedy and you all should go too!

Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman.bsky.social

I’m on the road a whole bunch coming up and you can get tickets to any of my shows at my website: www.joshgondelman.com/schedule 📸: Mellisa Rasor

A hill I will absolutely die on is that the right to free soda refills at restaurants is part the "pursuit of happiness" in the Declaration of Independence

Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew@amandasmith.bsky.social

I just think that if you are a restaurant, you should have a soda gun. If I wanted a can of soda I’d drink one at home.

Warren should let Bessent know that if the Democrats take back the Senate he will spend so much time in Banking Committee hearings that his personal mail will be forwarded there

David Gura@davidgura.bsky.social

A letter from Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to Sen. Elizabeth Warren, who is the ranking Democrat on the Senate Banking Committee, and a member of the Senate Finance Committee:

wow so you're telling me that an Intercept staffer is posting wrecker shit on main a month before the midterms? the only possible explanation for this state of events that I can see is that it's a day ending in y

truly remarkable to watch an entire political party fully committed to the electoral strategy of pissing in the nation's face and telling us it's raining liquid gold

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

INGRAHAM: For the last couple months at least, wages have not kept up with the cost of living. How do you convince young people that capitalism works for them, not just the AI crowd? BESSENT: Look Laura, median wages are up about 3.7%... last year we were setting the table, this year is the banquet

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me to the person sitting next to me on the bus: “u know…hemry the local bartender on blue sky…the one whose parrot likes campbells tomato soup”

Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry.bsky.social

our parrot has decided he loves campbells tomato soup. since he can only drink like, a shotglass full of it, we always have a bowl (minus one shot) of tomato soup leftover. because of this i have perfected my grilled cheese procedure:

The White House Press Corps invented and prosecuted an entire "Biden has Parkinson's" storyline out of whole cloth and...this...gets crickets.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess ... They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!'"

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The White House Press Corps invented and prosecuted an entire "Biden has Parkinson's" storyline out of whole cloth and...this...gets crickets.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess ... They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!'"

"Who buys car insurance and never ONCE crashes their car? No red-blooded American, that's for DAMN sure."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Dr Oz: "There are 5 times more people in parts of Obamacare in Florida than live in the state. It's impossible More than a third of people on Obamacare have never used the insurance policy once. If you were gonna pay your hard-earned money to buy insurance, would you ever use it? The answer is yes"