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The Polymarket World Series ad about a staffer catching their representative committing adultery and immediately to a chart showing reelection odds might be the most dystopian thing I’ve seen on tv all year

It’s weird that the chaotic twink from broad city is now a cellular service spokesperson playing the everyday normie in tv ads

Tryouts went well and I think I have a legit shot at having the most hilarious midlife crisis and becoming a professional athlete at 38. This org is legit with a large coaching staff, GM, and good facilities

Bar I’m at has TNF on and though I haven’t been watching football this season I gotta say I love how aesthetically pleasing this matchup is. These throwbacks need to become the permanent uniforms. The big orange D is such a clear upgrade from what they’ve been using since the Elway Super Bowl era

A surefire way to make sure I don’t return your voicemail

So begins my twice a year trek through Manhattan’s most harrowing subway transfer

Making the career pivot to fulltime sports girly has been incredibly fulfilling even if I’m making a fraction of what I was making before but it’s allowed me to peak behind the curtain and see the organizational structure and pay-to-play politics that are behind seemingly every moneymaking operation

I gave Chris Demarco a lot of shit this year but I gotta admit he got a handle on his rotations & adjustments once the injuries stopped and Fiebich returned. Fauthoux was great today and I feel like a lesser coach would’ve put MJ for offense instead of trying to get stops to close the gap in the 4th

@cjzero.bsky.social ima need the slow mo clip of Angel Reese saying “let’s wrap this shit up” after her and-1 flip under jonquel

WNBA is eating right now. You got one of the best defenses in WNBA history who is somehow going to be the underdog going up against the prospective 5-time MVP seeking her 4th chip, and the DPOY-led upstart trying to beat the 8th Liberty seeking their 2nd chip in 3 years

All time first round match right here. Gabby vs Arike should go down in the history books. Only issue was officials gumming up the last few minutes of regulation and OT but with how physical it got towards the end, the official reviews seemed kinda necessary

Never mind, Main Theme from Xena was obviously going to be the choice here

Colorado Do Not

Tired: editing my resume to tailor it to a job posting I hate Wired: editing my volleyball clips into a highlight reel because two more professional teams are premiering in the New York City area and are asking for video samples for tryouts

No, actually I wouldn’t like this at all, not one bit