Mark Kniftybocker

Just got a letter from the Social Security Administration signed by the 🍊💩🤡 telling me I will be getting $90 deposited into my account two weeks ago. Government efficiency at its finest. 🙄🤷‍♂️🤣

Now that he has come out Grindr should probably consider augmenting their website.

I picked up my son from school and now HE is a SHE!! He said his name is JILLIAN and not Joey!!! and that I’m NOT her father and the teacher said I’m at the WRONG SCHOOL and now I’m in JAIL. Fuckin Biden David Thestella

This is what's up 👇

And now for something completely different.

Happy Migratory Bird Day to those who celebrate.

This is your Dad.

I just heard the 🍊 🤡 say that before he came around you needed a degree from MIT to start a lawn mower. I just got a new snowblower and I don't think I have time get a degree before I need to use it. So thanks I guess.

Schmidtstain: What if I told you I have texts showing you traded a cow for magic beans? Smith: Sir, that was Jack and the beanstalk.

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Halloween decorations active. 🕷

Refrigerator art update. Fridge art tax please.

Not a cult. Not an authoritarian regime. Not a fascist. Wake up, America! 💙💙💙

Michigander here. I WON'T be voting for Hasan Piker. (yeah, I know he's not on the ballot. maga seems to think he is). I WILL be voting for Abdul El-Sayed.

Stupidest time-line ever 🤦‍♂️

Getting a little color around here already.

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RIP Peter Max ✌️