Mark D

Fall in Edmonton is really pretty.

People flying loud, buzzy drones over peaceful and scenic nature areas: something new to hate

Everyone who threatened to leave Alberta if we didn't separate: I'll help you pack your shit, get the fuck out

New rule for baseball play by play announcers: you're allowed to say "payoff pitch" ONCE per game. No more.

Ya... Jarry can't even be a backup goalie if you wanna win. He's cooked.

Counter offer: You go fuck yourself, and we'll ignore you til you die.

Max Scherzer screaming at his daughter "I'm not fucking coming outta this game"

Thank you, Max Scherzer, for this moment.

This Blue Jays team, does not have the juice. There is a hole in the cup. The juice has leaked out. They're thirsty, and the floor is sticky.

That's a horrible challenge by Kirk. 1st inning. 0-0 count. Nobody on base. What are you doing, man? Don't care if you're right, you can't be doing that.

Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag

Letting all the neighborhood cats in to hit the bong and munch on sweet chili heat doritos

I'm grateful to live in a universe with Alejandro Kirk stealing bases

Every toilet has a bidet so long as you stay seated when you flush

Vladdy, just do something different. Anything. Where you stand in the batters box. How you hold your hands. Only sit on fastballs. Only sit on spin. Fuckin anything my dude.

How many fuckin 6'8" guys do the Yankees have?

I finally learned how to make pot pies, and now I'm gonna end up eating so many pot pies

Blue Jays deserved that win after that bonkers ass review

Doggie paddle

Braydon Fisher, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns

Blue Jays W!! That's what you get for your USA chants ya fuckin losers

I eat so much healthier when I'm broke

Mark Coley II of the Biloxi Shuckers!! (University of Rhode Island, now in the Brewers system) #MILB #baseball

Sanchez just about chucked that ball out of the stadium #BlueJays

Can Anaheim assemble an entire roster filled with dudes named Angel? I believe in them. 🙏

The last game before the deadline summarized the season perfectly. Despite great pitching, their offense and fielding let them down. Asset management time. Sell anyone you don't want for 2027. #BlueJays

The smoothest trick pitch you'll ever see 🤯 (via BananaBall/X)

Sportsnet jacking up their prices once again, you assholes

Fuckin rights, Biebs. We need ya bud. #BlueJays

I am walking the dog at 10 pm in Edmonton. It's 30 degrees Celsius out. I am wearing full winter gear to shield myself from mosquitoes. My only wish is to retain enough blood to make it home.

fox posting again

Does explosive diarrhea follow you to hell, or do you get to start fresh with a dry bum down there?

Whats the vegan selection at Costco like these days? Should I get a card again?

Vladdy's gonna hit a bomb tonight, I can feel it

I've never seen John Schneider look so disgusted 😬 #BlueJays

The world cup is cool, but I'll never get over grown men flailing around on the ground after getting slightly bumped

Hahahahaha Arozarena!!!! Are you serious dude?

40 billion on a pipeline while people live on the streets

Chocolate milk and banana chips 😀🍌🍫

Edmonton summers are now just avoiding mosquitoes or forest fire smoke for the rest of our lives

🦦🦦🦦🦦

Sorrry didn’t mean to spook you! The Razorbill chick is spooked by its parent stretching its wings.

Gonna be a great day for a nap

wheeeeeee!

I don't want him closing, but I'll take Jeff Hoffman in my bullpen every day of the week

I fucking love John Schneider #BlueJays

Posting this for a specific audience here.

Re: Edmonton Oilers I suppose when you have nepo baby owners hiring nepo baby general managers you get nepo baby type decisions