Mark Dyer

My rap name is “S1 ProSpektus”

Goodnight sweet prince you were too good for this world 🙏

I'm just out here revealing to my new coworkers my elder millennial age one `😆`, `lol` and `use-of-capital-letters-and-punctuation` at a time...lol!

Picked this up over the weekend because I hate computers and love irony

The change to the interaction behaviour of the timer widget in iOS 27 can only be described as cowardice

Apparently the stage after reaching Todoist Enlightenment is a daily running note 🧘

Basically if you know what the ⌥ key does on macOS you're a bot (said by me, a bot) *I'm not a bot*

I have received aforementioned Raycast keyboard and it is indeed delicious

Not to give scammers ideas, but with the amount of third party delivery companies out there I’m surprised I’m not hit with more scam delivery notification emails 😅

Somehow I live in a time warp where Awakening is the “new” FE that came out “a couple years ago”. It does slap tho

It took 20 years but Google actually has a product called GChat now

One of my new goals in life is to help boost internet literacy for the people in my life! Like I shouldn't have to tell my loved ones so frequently not to enter their payment info and address on x sketch website with reverse SEO engineered products with AI generated product images. Stay safe kids!

I have expensed, the Raycast keyboard, with my WFH stipend, it was delicious.

PSA iOS 27 is HUGE! Be careful out there kids

Every time I put my Air Pods Max to sleep in their little bra ... uhhhh case* ... I just want to give them a little kiss night night

The time of tiny handheld mics must end. Now is the time of giant boom mic in frame 🙏

Need to see more people out here making content with the Mario Party GameCube mic in hand just sayin

I’d be down to do food deliveries and sick train grinds for a year for 250mil

This movie will just be the (criminally!) removed "When Love Is Gone" song from the Muppet Christmas Carol on loop www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbaw...

I’m assuming the French and English fans still in Miami for the third place match are simply there for the beach and a chance to jeer their national teams in person. This will be a hate watch like no other!

Apropos of nothing: if you think about the Sex and The City movie as an anime movie it makes way more sense in relation to the series

The fatherly urge to play renditions of “Giant Steps” on kazoo for your toddler

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

Canada Cabo Verde final is still on the cards

My CPL team will always be Forge, but the idea of having a jersey with a big EB Games logo is tempting

Let’s see if the hydration breaks get boos now 🥵 (they will still be booed)

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Well done Japan! You may not have gotten out of the group stages, but you went out in style rocking that absolute grail of an away shirt 🇯🇵

At this rate the MacBook Pro I got as part of my severance package will be worth more than my pay out 😅

Late stage capitalism has created 0% beers and 7% seltzers

Wild to me that Toronto hosted a World Cup match and a Blue Jays game today and Queen West was dead by 11pm 😴

Love that Infantino shows up at every other WC looking like Palpatine

There it is! Peanut stew for everybody! 🇬🇭

My tin foil hat theory is that they stopped improving the iOS keyboard when they shipped the edit feature in iMessage

Yeah baseball is all well and good until you’re on the GO train with Jays fans

Perhaps I’ve been off feed based social media for too long, but Bluesky seems to have a particular kind of spam that I can only describe as “politically left text based thirst traps”

I am a DAD I like my skateboard wheels SOFT and my coffee BLACK