Mark Forward

If you love comedy and haven't watched Mark Forward's recently re-released specials on the youtubes, You are doing it wrong. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTyR... www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufy3...

Mark Forward. Always funny. Never funny the same way twice.

New Special is out. It’s free. Mark Forward Presents Safari Time. YouTube. Cheers.

My new Comedy Special Safari Time premieres at 8pm est Tonight March 29 on YouTube. If you’d like to watch then, or after, it would be appreciated. Have a good one. Love Mark.

My new Special comes out on YouTube on March 29th at 8pm EST. I’d sure love it if you watched.

Haven’t been on here in awhile. First post I saw was a giant penis. I’ll see you again in a couple weeks.

Come see a show. #standupcomedy #canada #markforward

Snowmen don’t need scarves.

Don’t give a pet as a gift this Christmas. Most gifted pets are returned to the shelter. Put them down and give someone their remains. Can’t return that.

The skeleton inside me hopes it’s social standing is high enough amongst its skeleton peers to not be the one to have its rib cage used as a xylophone.

Come see a show.

Come see a show.

I forgot to.

I should post something on here.

Another 20 minutes of the best nonsense on the planet from @markforwardd.bsky.social go watch and help get him to 300 likes :) youtu.be/2uaXZCXW4Rc?...

Go watch 20 minutes with Mark on the Tube of You.

Go watch 20 minutes with Mark on the Tube of You.

Tigger died alone

20 minutes of the best nonsense. @markforwardd.bsky.social youtu.be/05dVh8WpIeE?...

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Probably had something to do with that weird growth

youtube.com/@forwardmark... Do it!

Follow me on the tube.

Come see a show. Or watch a special. Cheers. www.markforward.com

VARIETOURPIA 2025 IS NIGH. Look at this fun-ass show! Come see us, North America. All tix on sale now: bit.ly/varietix

Some tickets if anyone is interested in seeing the show tonight.

Are dogs still being eaten?

Come see a show.

Come see the taping in Toronto in September.

I will be touring round Britain for the next couple of months. Brighton, Edinburgh, Coventry, loads more. Join me: davidodoherty.seetickets.com/tour/david-o...

Friends, you need to see this guy live. EASILY the funniest comedian I have ever seen.

On sale now. Toronto. Comedy Bar East.

We didn’t think about the cost of all the egg jokes.

2nd Friday of Every month. “The New Show”. Comedy Bar. Toronto. 8:30pm.

I like the posts that pretend they are going to be serious “I know I’m going to ruffle some feathers with this one” and then they say something silly. My aunt who died in a fire like those ones too.

Whooooaaaaa black Betty

It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.

Felt like my Spotify Wrapped was a bit off this year. Get back to more stats about my listening habits and less information about who killed Kennedy.

“Can you tell I haven’t had my coffee yet this morning?” the grocery store cashier giggled as she gutted a deer in the park she had hit with her car because she was wasted and didn’t want the meat to go to waste.

“Why haven’t you accomplished anything in your sad pathetic life you sack of human garbage” What I think you’re thinking as I pass infront of your car as I use the crosswalk

Dr: And how long have you had this song stuck in your head? Me: It's been one week

I think if my dog could talk he’d probably say “Holy shit I can talk”

Things I’m great at: 1. Lists.