Mark Galante

Might as well get Conte. Not because he’s the answer, but rather because the downfall in 12-18 months will be entertaining. #MUFF

This is, what they call, “it”. #MUFC

These will come to pass as the Diogo Dalot years.

No clue why PSG are getting so excited about beating a non-league side from Bradford. #MCFC #UCL

This is somehow the best I’ve seen us play in months. #MUFC

Liverpool are losing 2-0 at home to a non-league team. Proper shock result, this.

Looking at the next 5 fixtures or so and you can see this season unravelling very quickly. #MUFC

In all fairness to Shaw, that challenge probably reminded him of the same one in Eindhoven that arguably changed the course of his career.

I really admire their level of chutzpah by referring to this as the “opinion” of the Premier League 😂

We didn’t need the guilty verdict to know that City are a hollow club whose success is down to an ethically questionable state buying them to cleanse their global reputation. The only thing it tells us is that these owners are also unethical in sport, too.

I genuinely thought there was a glitch with the broadcast for that own goal. #MUFC

I don’t even know the solution for United right now. Taking a shot on another manager is risky. We might just need to endeavour with eating this shit sandwich. #MUFC

Wasteful up front with an extra player. Gifting possession to the opponents in your own half without any pressure. You get what you deserve, eventually. #MUFC

Pity take and we should’ve defended that better, but why were play past the 5 minutes? I know it’s minimal, but it felt like the ref wanted to give them one more chance.

Tarkowski should be getting his second yellow after his earlier “tackle” on Cunha. Admittedly, Dalot’s foul now should be his second yellow.

Wait, you’re allowed to go through the back of a player now? #MUFC

Newcastle United are surely upping their asking price for Lewis Hall by at least £20m. #MUFC

It was an enjoyable 2 months. #MUFC

Pretty disappointed at the respect offered to trump by the Spanish players after how he’s been talking about Spain, to be honest.

This final is making me excited for the third round of the UEFA Conference League qualifiers.

Maybe the second funniest assist I can remember.

Portugal’s elimination will centre on Ronaldo’s ego and Martinez’ lack of spine. Either way, time to get Bruno and Dalot back in United red.

If Spain win today, Bruno will be back in training in about 3 weeks, about 3 weeks before the league kicks off.

Elite sport is all about moments. Brazil wasted theirs. Norway capitalised. Also, it’s quite nice to watch a football match when one team isn’t looking to snap the other one in half.

Paraguay with a performance that’ll be remembered for years. Unfortunately, though, their football won’t be.

It wasn’t a pretty match but, ultimately, it wasn’t to be for South Africa. Sadly, we’re far behind the rest of the world. The players there performed valiantly, but this is in spite of the South African Football Association. Now, it’s time to back the country I live in 🇳🇱

I’ve waited almost 34 years for this moment

As a South African…

Is there anything we can actually do about this joke of a World Cup? I’m sure the lucrative television contracts have been signed. People not watching won’t hurt anyone. I’m feeling pretty useless. Fuck FIFA.

When you’ve played every match this season like you’re defending a 1-goal lead in a Champions League final against PSG, it’s pretty fucking convenient when you’re busy defending a 1-goal lead in a Champions League final against PSG. #UCLFinal

Regardless of the result tonight, Arsenal fans should be excited to know that Klopp and Pep are out of their way and they can dominate for a few years.

Jadon Sancho plays like he's a pitch invader.

Karma is a bitch

It will be nice to see West Ham go down with their free stadium and bubble machines.

Moment of the half.

It’s easy to forget what a unlikeable team PSG are. Incredible football team but very unlikeable.

Assuming City win their game in hand, we’re in a situation where there’s essentially a straight goal-difference shootout for the title. Win all your games and win them well.

If Haaland goes down, it’s a slam dunk red card. If Martinez went down with DCL’s hand in his face, it’s a free-kick to United and a yellow for DCL. Players and teams are rewarded for theatrics.

Crazy to think that this relegation battle can end up being between two teams with new, modern and sizeable stadiums. Relegation for Spurs is incomprehensible in terms of the implications for them.

That defeat’s been coming for a while. Now we see what Carrick is made of: can he get us back on track or do we implode? #MUFC

Turns out that playing your best players in their best positions is a good idea. Who would’ve thought? #MUFC

"In Scala, an object and a class with the same name in the same file are called companion objects. They can access each other's private members." They can do what they want in the privacy of their own home, but not in my codebase, thank you very much 👍

Nothing and everything surprises me with the clowns at SAFA.

How the fuck do we manage to severely expose serial winning managers from Netherlands and Portugal? The whole "Netherlands is not on the level of the Premier League" argument falls a bit flat when you look at Slot. #MUFC

🎵 “Are you Scunthorpe in disguise?” 🎵 Fair fucks to Grimsby fans. #MUFC

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When is it going to end, Robbie? #MUFC

"Welcome to the Berniebeu" Bernie Sanders inspired Tifo from the Vermont Green fans at the USL League Two final vs Ballard FC. 📷: USL

I remember watching United under uncle Ralf thinking “well done, son. You’ve witnessed the worst you’ll see for a long time. It’ll only get better”. #MUFC