Gwen Marks

Dear weather….please don’t rain on Saturday 🎃🦇

We need a new name for “robot dog” it’s a real insult to dogs. Surveillance spider? Cop Rumba? Worst invention?

I don’t know who is responsible for the aesthetic of iPhone updates, but they need to get a different job.

I’ve heard “Layla” twice while on a 48 hour trip to Chicago, what’s going on?

Flying cars already exist they are called helicopters

Yes, we all know this is Mark Burnett’s fault.

Garden cleanup day, I’m going to replant for my first attempt at overwintering. 🤞at least half these tomatoes ripen inside.

Excellent progress on the Halloween display

I just want to remind everyone that plague is a treatable bacterial infection

Got an email that someone was unavailable due to PSL…I had to think about that for at least 5 minutes before I could translate it to anything other than pumpkin spice latte.

Is it ever going to rain!?!

Is there anything more humiliating than a republican man being wrong about sports? Seems like he should resign.

Have we thought about erasing some of the data? Feels like society is at the “storage unit” phase of hoarding after filling the garage and formal dining room. Pretty sure the transience was one of the benefits of digital.

The Halloween craft-a-thon has begun

I’m not a perfectionist I’m deeply self-critical.

We really should have gotten to vote on this.

Pay attention to who votes for what…won’t rank some of these people again.

Back end girl stuck in a front end life

Landscaping conundrum…bigger plants more money or smaller plants wait longer

🎶 Hey Macklemore, are we going to go genocide stopping? 🎶

I time travel napped and now I don’t know where, when, who, what, how I am?

Is AI inevitable? Ask your 3D printer.

I don’t have many followers, but for those I do have in Oregon: if you don’t get your ballot you can request a new one online for pickup at an election office. A designated person can pick it up for you. Have a backup plan and know when you should get your ballot.

This is so deeply stupid on every level

On a whim I grew tomatillos in my garden this year. I think tomatillos might be my favorite vegetable.

Plant milk will always be nut juice to me

My in-laws think there aren’t any cultural differences between the East and West of the US. They also got very upset that it took 10 minutes to get a coffee and restaurants don’t all serve chicken piccata in Portland.

Old growth is always worth it

I’m concerned about people who only see themselves on camera.

Why are they trying to do all the things the Supreme Court already explicitly said no to? And so quickly, 45 days?

I’m quite tired of the “grandma hobby” articles. Maybe women and girls of all ages are just engaging in traditional female craft, as they have always done.

Great article, add to the pile of other biases that get substandard treatment: black, native, overweight, women….is there anyone our medical system does want to treat?

Are we done with “business government” yet?

You know how pundits are always saying that people are leaving the west coast and how it’s terrible for business? It’s not, they just want that to be true so they can come live in this beautiful place for cheap.

Study: Elephants Only Other Species Capable Of Leveraging Synergies In Brand Portfolio https://theonion.com/study-elephants-only-other-species-capable-of-leveraging-synergies-in-brand-portfolio/

Living in berry country I expect berries at peak season to drop in price, even at the grocery store. But still $5.99?!? It’s July.

“The resulting report is a near-random mixture of real problems and grievances” 🤌

I can’t even express how telling it is that she had to fight this case for 8 years and a ton of evidence was inadmissible AND SHE WON.

Isn’t it crazy that we stopped talking about recessions? Like we are definitely in one and have been for a while, but we aren’t talking about it.

Happy futbol! This one is covered in lichen

You’d think nobody seen a recall before. Retailers and brands always know first, that’s why they have recall processes. 🙄🙄🙄

Ok, so I’m not a teacher or in school or have kids in school…but I do know that July 10 is too early for this 👀

Wow, literally everyone I know is only 1 in 7.

ive looked at the data and crunched the numbers and my company that doesnt make or sell anything should be worth more than planet earth by q3 2031

Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/