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Just realised NZ can't do a current version of Goodbye Pork Pie or Pork Pie because... NZ DOESN'T CURRENTLY HAVE A RAIL EQUIPPED FERRY!!! Liked we did in 1981, and 2017! So un-New Zealand! 😩 Vote them out!!! #nzpol #NicolaNoBoats #BackOnTrack

Hey NZ, it feels like we need to set up flat pack hospitals in major centres like they so in conflict zones or during pandemics. This shit we are living through is not working for us, we need to get angry at the purposeful destruction of our healthcare system! #nzpol

I just realised what Luxon is describing is jaywalking, which is illegal in NZ. Rules for some? Entitled? #nzpol

Tony from Welly@tonywelly.bsky.social

We should name the cycle lane that Luxon couldn't cross the "Luxon Kryptonite Lane" Anyone from WCC keen to see this happen? #nzpol

Why does he look like he's being interviewed inside a changing room at Glassons? #PullMyFinger National party ad appearing on Stuff. Ugh. It's going to be a long few months to the election 😭🤦‍♂️😭 #nzpol

It's SWOTS, isn't it?!! No one likes a swot in their classroom. Dav!d Seym0ur does like lots of little SEXTS from the classroom however. Ewww!!!🤮 Party of Pedos 🤢🤢🤢 #nzpol

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Winston Peters needs to go back to being an expensive museum exhibit on 20th-century political grudges. #nzpol

Peter Sime@petesi.me

Winston Peters needs to go back to harassing goats from under his bridge. #nzpol

Anyone else on Wellington South Coast notice the outside of their houses are more moldy lately? 🦠🦠 Could it be poop 💩 spray from these storms feeding all sorts of botanical growths? Are we just breathing in each other's poo nowadays? 😬😬😬 Wellington, we close e te whānau! 😂🤣😂 #kikorangi

Oh, and don't even think about letting AI anywhere near my mammograms you fvcken evil ghouls!!! #nzpol

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ROBO-DEBT 2.0 - NZ Edition! More death, more destruction... coming to a town near you!!! In all seriousness... this sh!t failed spectaculary in Australia. People died FFS! #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Bsky NZ #nzpol you are outdoing yourselves today on the leadership commentary! Outstanding work, take a bow. Well done and thanks for the laughs ✨🙌✨

Oh, god, I just had a nauseating thought... is she retiring so she can breed/spawn??? If so, I wonder how much value she'll attribute to that hideous progeny #nzpol

Time to get rid of the ruling class!!! #nzpol

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Anyone else notice the new fleet of CROWN cars driving around Wgtn?? Apparently we've bought 10x new electric BMW i7 luxury vehicles which basic model retails for over $300k EACH!!!! MPs driving by people without homes, without jobs, without food to feed their families!! DISGUSTING! 🤮🤮🤮 #nzpol

Anyone else notice the new fleet of CROWN cars driving around Wgtn?? Apparently we've bought 10x new electric BMW i7 luxury vehicles which basic model retails for over $300k EACH!!!! MPs driving by people without homes, without jobs, without food to feed their families!! DISGUSTING! 🤮🤮🤮 #nzpol

Could he not have waited until a devastating storm had passed before announcing the election date? The insensitive incompetency of this git! FFS 🤦 #nzpol #Goodbye

I have little (no) time for 'legitimate' news sources who use AI generated images of things that don't exist/are impossible, in their news stories. Today's example: RNZ, what exactly is this graph??? Please explain.

It's peak piss-up season and I'm yet to see any breath-testing happening on our roads. Is this unusual? Too much funding went into road cones, none left for policing? What's going on? #nzpol

There’s an old saying Better to be a split tōtara standing strong in its whenua, than an introduced common pine who gives unsolicited reckons, stamps out the precious undergrowth around it & still has the audacity to claim itself as ‘the future of te ngahere' #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

rnz.co.nz'Believe we can win': Labour rallies party faithfulLabour Party faithful are upbeat, as they rally in Auckland, roughly one year out from the next election.

Why da fvck does the current publicity saturation by National, (online ads and pamphlets) feature Luxon (and Nicola no boats) so prominently? Do they not realise how much we collectively despise these fvcken entitled incompetent gaslighting cvnts??? #nzpol Plus, why all the LIES Luxon?? 🙄

NZ still has NOT banned Engineered Stone even though the Minister said she would follow Australia in banning it when she took office. #BrookeVanVelden doesn't give a shit about NZ workers. SHAME! #nzpol

#BrookeVanVelden: "When it came to Covid, we completely blew out what the value of a life was, completely, I've never seen such a high value on life." Sociopath meaning: Lack of empathy/remorse, insensitive/unable to understand feelings of others. #nzpol #ACTPartyNZ www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

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The AI bubble may be about to bust. Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock. We all need to say this very clearly: NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH! Expropriate their asses instead. They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet. They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3

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Workers First Union@workersfirstunion.bsky.social

Our heartfelt congratulations to all of our Uber members and the four drivers - Nureddin, Julian, Bill and Mea’ole. It is not easy to stand up and speak out about a multibillion dollar multinational corporation that controls almost every aspect of your livelihood. You have done it. And won! #uber

Economies thrive when the fundamental human right of secure, healthy, and affordable housing is met. This government is evil scum!!! Out of sight, out of mind doesn't work you fucken cunts! #nzpol

Tom Isaacson@parsley72.bsky.social

Seriously? Do you think they cease to exist if we can’t see them? Bunch of absolute fucking idiots. And cruel. #NZPol www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...