💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀

Ok @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social can we get some opossums if I train them to imitate the state flower of your home state - the humble tumbleweed?

idk if any of you play @stellaris.paradoxinteractive.com but I'm genuinely proud of getting this achievement

@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social important info here

@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social FYI

Favorite film in haiku: Multipass in hand, Everything is super green, Perfect being saves.

Lol Lmao even

@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social I know you said no opossum pets but can we get this one??

Do you play DIY Dadish? Then come play my level about OSHA compliance using this easy to type share code 542b8a05-7037-4c0a-a791-9a08fe7a568e

Megaman 9 does not pass the Bechdel Test

Normal person makes a bit that hacks into government records: Straight to jail. Sam Altman makes a bot that hacks into government records: ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Tech YouTube talking about Window 2000 like it's old... It's or old is it? Oh noooo oh no oh noooooo

I can't help but think we could have saved hundreds of dollars and hours of driving.

Comprehensive list of good 3d platformers: 1. Astrobot 2. Astrobot's Playroom 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

What?

This economical insulin ad is the most America thing ever.

@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social what are your thoughts on this?

really feeling this one lateley www.youtube.com/watch?v=18kq...

Proud to report Vaniel was made in Canada 🫡

Does anyone know what this post says

RIP to a legend

Not surprised they suck at parking

I've owned this PC for years, what the hell Also where is the "Fuck Off" button

Currently sitting in a small restaurant in Steve King country (NW Iowa) and the TV is blasting political ads nonstop. This is actual hell. But at least the food is good cause we're at Abelardo's

We've hit that point of the family visit..

Cooking Shows doing a weeknight meal: start the burger buns from scratch using artisanal wild yeast at 6:00 AM. Marinate a pork shoulder for six hours in imported wine then ... Me cooking a weeknight meal: Beans + Hot dog slices + Hot

not to be confused with quesadilla

Easy, it's Arlecchino, the servant clown—sometimes to two masters!

Vacuum cleaners are a good place to go for u kno what

POV: I'm trying to eat breakfast by myself

It appears my 4 year old has independently invented Salad Fingers

Believe it or not, this bottle is over 2800⁰F and also apple cinnamon flavor

FML

My cat snuck out but immediately regretted it when she learned that water just falls out of the sky sometimes.

@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social let's get one!!

I don't care what they say about him, I'm still watching Tasting History

Oh god it's happening again

I don't know who needs to hear this but the last boss of Final Fantasy Five looks like a poop.

Hey @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social how do you pronounce this ?

What idiot executive thought people would want stupid AI bullshit in their TV. My TV has just lost all internet privileges until further notice.

Why are they making me learn new things?

My kids keep getting stuck on this level which means I have to play it for them over and over. I am Sisyphus. Monkey level is the rock.

The French have a saying for the recent senator situation - "jamais deux sans trois" or "Never two without three" Come on trois, be something good.

The kids are all asleep or playing at their friends.. that means it's time for u know what (U know what is 1950s Japanese Kaiju films)

@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social was not able to get through this episode without childishly snickering about hard D Bars