MaskOfMichael

Back in my 20's I was told if I was 'still single' by the time I was 30 I would become a Wizard. I'm 40 now and nothing has happened yet. Where are my God Damn magical powers Internet?

For the second time in my life I hurt my back by sneezing.

I like Haunted Hotel, but I'm not a fan of how they handled the time travel episode.

I wish there was a '7th Stand User' like fan game but for Dragon Ball. Like it could be called 'The 8th Dragon Ball'.

Hey girl, I'm not like other guys. I DON"T have a podcast.

Did you know that there's a band called Helloween? They're pretty good. Picture unrelated.

Every day.

I remembered.

I never had a N64, had a Playstation, so the most experience I have with Ocarina of Time is when I was a kid I saw a neighborhood friend play it for like 5 minutes before my parents called me back home because I hide a bad report card.

You ever scratch your butt crack and pull out a bug?

Hey, I drew something today.

I need to get a new computer. I tried to play Marvel Tokon, and even with all the graphics set to the lowest option possible, the characters moved so slow it took like 30 seconds for the animation of a single step to complete. It felt like I was plating in a can of refried beans.

Do you think in the Star Trek universe they use generative AI to make the Holo-Deck programs?

I had a customer today buy a brisket, and it was $106. I know meat can be expensive, but that's fucking ridiculous.

I 100% believe that some kind of sapient species lives somewhere in the deep ocean. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying there's an underwater sci-fi city down there, that's silly, but there's got to be like a race of octopuses who've made like stone huts, have shark bone spears, and have a mayor.

I have a weird math/outer space question, if anyone wants to answer: If there was an object visible in the night sky that was about the same size as the moon, but it was one trillion light years away, how big would actually be?

I played Palworld today so hard I forgot to eat.

I wonder what the opposite of "I'll defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found" is?

I had this dumb idea. #patstaresart

The fishing mini-game in Palworld is stupid, and this has nothing to do with the fact that I'm bad at it.

I have so many creative endeavors I want to do, but after being a cashier for 40 hours a week they feel like junk food that I want to eat but they're already expired and molding.

Is Evil Jax not trans?

After watching the finale of TADC, I think it would make for a perfect indie rpg with pixel graphics. Because was so fucking SAD AND GAY!

If I had a celebrity interview show, I'd call it "Fan Casting". I would pick 10 fictional characters I think that my guest would be great in as a role, and ask them if they would play them or not and why.

@peachsaliva.bsky.social playing Mass Effect, 2026

Sure there was no release date in the trailer, and the gameplays not finalized, and the only world we saw was Tokyo, but the fact that they even showed a trailer, and FF7Revelation is gonna be out soon, means it's gonna come out eventually. December 2028 at least. Kingdom Hearts!

I don't like how the next version of Scooby-Doo is a live action puppy. I don't want a grounded, realistic take of a giant talking dog with a speech impediment.

I recently came up with the theory that King Triton, from My Little Mermaid, has a fear of crabs, and thinks everyone else has the same fear. It's the only way he thinks that the little guy Sebastian has any power over stopping angsty teen Ariel.

Look, it's a free country and anybody can listen to any kind of music they want, but I think it's kind of rude to be an Uber driver and the first thing your passenger hears is a song that goes "This *N-Word* gonna pound that pussy so good your gonna go to the vet".

Is Baki The Grappler like a parody?

If I was able to make music, I would do a cover of 'Sweet Home Alabama', but the chorus would be 50 times longer and each repeat would switch out Alabama with a different state.

I hope the story for Xenoverse 3 is better then the other two's style of "What If They Were Purple!"

The other day at work, a customer had me ring up 100 plantains. Right before they paid they went "Hold on, I want to get some more." They came back with 100 more plantains. This was like 15 minutes before the store closed. Why would anyone need 200 plantains at 9:45 PM?

Who else waits 'till the last day to do Taxes?

Screw it, it might be cringe and bad, but I drew some Keyblades.

hey @patstaresat.bsky.social did you know that Capcom shadow dropped the original Resident Evil 1, 2, and 3 on Steam?

A "WB instead of Disney" Kingdom Hearts realisticly would have like three worlds. Iron Giant, Cats Don't Dance, and Quest for Camelot.

I've been sick for like three days. Every time I wake up in the morning I think "Hey, I feel better, it must over now." And then half way threw the day my body is like "Ha, no it's not."