MillionsOfDeadBugs

Ed sheeran, elon musk, taylor swift, harry potter, joe rogan, hillary clinton, mark zuckerberg

This guy is 100% a reptile

Nicki Minaj is in some kind of pedophile cartel that may or may not have orchestrated 9/11

Noisey miner

Why does everyone from new york have a tiny mouth?

Frog music

If music was invented today we would have bands like The Wokeful Dead and Wokezepplin

Australasian darter

Squirrel glider

Lace monitor

Agnes Water

I cant new yorkers seriously You live in a sea of rectangles, we dont need your take on Maoist thermodynamics

We found a way to gamify exact moments in the consumer decision matrix

French Radio head be like ‘le weird fisheux’

A plane is a featherless biped that is a car as a man

Flying car

Elon musk’s flying will reportedly be able to suck its own dick whilst upside down by 2028

Tje comb crested jacana

Something really religious about this one

You can add spirits to mocktails for an exciting kick

Facebook is filled with beautiful minds

Agua freeza mocktail (cold house water)

Describing Saudi Arabia as Mr Beast Israel to my 5 yearold son

The helmeted friar bird

If humans were meant to eat eggs we wouldn’t have arms

They leave signs everywhere and then laugh at us

I genuinely believe that we need a third war but only people who post short videos online get drafted

Buff banded rail

Tonight there is singer of a montreal rock band somewhere in our presence

Gotta be crazy coming back from deployment and all fox news can say about your mission is that there were 8 attempted suicides

Average Australian will go on about how dangerous all the animals are but has never been more than 2hrs outside of Sydney cbd

They call me Sherlock cause i Know Shit

We are all being polices by gods giant microphone

I dont think its psyops its more that people take of the role of mind cop, wether ironically or to make a living it dosent matter, its not degeneracy in the sense of how reactionaries use the world but it is break down of normal social relations Guys like this for example

Scientists just created a radio that can give its self head and they calling it Thom Yorke

Woke up

They dont even make new genres now just ‘sounds’ and ‘scenes’

You dont want to know what happened to the first 14 deathgripslovers

Social media is taking us places

I hate the giant fucking glasses the thought police wear

Today on subway takes we have a mysterious financier, his take…human sacrifice is actually a protected form of free expression

The subway takes is 100% mk-ultra, the most benign takes from annoying people, all orchestrated to peddle mass culture that is desperately trying to maintain a human facade as trust is eroded

I dont understand trying to get more people to vote when atleast half of them will vote for the bad party

Need a bad Lemurian bitch to astral project with

In the same way Australia received all of Britains criminals, America received all of Europes most annoying people

Anyone holding a microphone is a mind-cop