RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻

Hey, Siri... I accidentally got poop on my thumb while wiping. Do I wash my hands? Or should I freeze that thumb with liquid nitrogen and hit it with a hammer?

Nah, I'm good.

FTP. 🧀

uwu?

"Gee, I'll miss all of these political ads in a couple weeks" ~ war criminals, probably

"Go Focker Yourself". Rated G. In theaters everywhere. #Brawndo #Electrolytes #WhatPlantsCrave

https://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-ai-bubble-has-already-burst-2026-10-26/

This movie is terrible.

Watching a new Simpsons episode because I was too lazy to change the channel after football. This is the first time I've seen an episode past season 8 or so. Why am I surprised that the really old voice actors sound really old?

I want to do one of those Crohn's Disease commercials. Not because I actually have Crohn's. I just think I give off the aura of someone who's really good at pooping.

THE INTERNET

Taking a quick break from some Fall yardwork because lunch was urgently pushing out breakfast. Now I'm catching up with my Internet friends while we all poop.

Once... There was this guy who Bought an old computer And made it do nerdy dork stuff And when... He finally used it He just made shitposts on Mastodon Mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm

"Tell me the tales of the Shepard." INTRODUCING A NEW MOBILE GACHA SUBSCRIPTION GAME BY EA! #ImJustHereToHurtYou #videogames

Dadjokes on Mastodon: good. Dadjokes on Mastodon with an unnecessary AI video attached: quit it.

six seven #mlb

Obviously.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of my butt.

Hey. Why does it look like someone chewed on this remote?

Dammit, the leaked Mass Effect trailer looked _good_... You know that was going to drop in a couple weeks on November 7th... #videogames #MassEffect

Dear vibe-coders.... Quit letting Claude randomly overhaul the basic structure of your APIs. #SelfHosting #Scrob #Rpodder

(Inside Baseball work talk...) In the wake of yesterday's PHPocalypse... I think about how the software behind a lot of healthcare equipment is basically about as current as banging rocks together to make fire. 😬 Our new IV pumps use IR data transfer for administrative stuff. Something so […]

$1,200-1,800 videogame consoles? Nope, I'm out. And I'm sure I'm not alone. Welp, looks like we can thank AI for killing the videogame industry now... Hopefully PC gaming keeps kicking […]

PHP meltdown, Plex implosion, and Mass Effect cancelled? I still have 6 hours of timeline to scroll through. Quit it, October 21st.

Oh. Crap. Apparently #Plex corporate just laid off the team that develops the client apps? That can't be good. I'm not looking forward to explaining how to setup #Jellyfin to my family that freaks out every time Microsoft moves an icon in Windows... RIP to anyone that was nuts enough to pay […]

That was quick. https://github.com/FreshRSS/FreshRSS/releases/tag/1.30.3 #FreshRSS #PHP #SelfHosting

According to this... for c in $(docker ps --format '{{.Names}}'); do docker exec "$c" sh -c 'ls /usr/bin /usr/sbin /usr/local/bin /usr/local/sbin 2>/dev/null | grep -q "^php"' 2>/dev/null && echo "$c"; done Looks like #FreshRSS is the only public-facing thing I'm hosting with #PHP in it […]

Over 20 years ago and fresh out of pharmacy school, I created a website for a local professional organization. Built from scratch with PHP & MySQL. Kept track of meetings and memberships. It was really neat. Anyhow, that's how I ended up adding a couple hundred entries to HaveYouBeenPwned […]

When you're feeling down, remember... :biddy: "Ding, dong, Pookie. Ding dong."

I don't really understand metaphors or analogies, but I'm pretty sure Arch is the McDonald's of Linux.

There were some really busy bees trying to find a hackable Plex server in my basement this weekend.... #plex #selfhosting

I hate to make everyone jealous, but look I just got for my 27-year work anniversary.

Extending my nuclear Mastodon bot strategy somewhere else. I'm going through a few large Reddit comment threads and just blindly blocking every account that hides their comment history. Maybe it'll make that site 5% tolerable.

Sounds like a whole bunch of `mylovelyminer` cryptominers are getting installed on poorly-updated Plex servers this weekend... Update yo' software, people. #plex #SelfHosting

I'm my head, I beat Symphony of the Night years ago. But I'm pretty sure I've never seen the upside-down castle. I should play SotN. #videogames #castlevania

I did an AI and now all my apes gone.

AI _can_ be used responsibly. The vast, vast majority of what makes up the Internet today, however, is the byproduct of _irresponsible_ AI use. Too many people have jumped dick-first into "MaKE mONeY WhILe YoU SLeEp" AI Agent grifts, and now the Internet is a slop- & spam-laden diarrhea farm.

Heat Death of the Universe 2028

I believe in you!!

Well, this episode wouldn't go over very well in 2026...

_[me after Taco Bell, just kinda hopping all over the place while farting]_ "Look at me I'm a flying car!"

Are we sure this is really the Internet? I hardly ever get called a piece of shit on here...

Hey, nerds... Plex added Fandango links to that "Discovery" section you all already have disabled. Now, don't get weird about thisOops too late. #plex

Cranking up the volume on my earbuds so nobody in the office hears these turbo-farts...

I'd really like to mess up some meatloaf right now.

Hooters, Pensacola, FL (Oct 15) Reuters New RFK Jr photos incoming after the President declares that all new cabinet & staff must submit bikini photos as a prerequisite of consideration. Even though existing administration is exempted, Kennedy was quoted as saying "something-something peptides […]

Hey, nerds... Epic is making Anti-Cheat compatible with Linux. Now, don't get weird about thisOops too late. #linux #linuxgaming #videogames #PCGaming