🎃👻⛓️MatnEEEK!!!⛓️👻🎃

Hi! I'm Matneee, and here are some of the things I think about! youtu.be/A_fe8mFrn14?...

The key to a good leek, mushroom and potato pie is to first bake 𝘧𝘢𝘳 too many mushrooms for half an hour with an onion and a frankly antisocial amount of garlic. So much autumnal yums🤤😋

I miss when strips of medication came with days of the week printed on the foil. That made my life approximately 13.4% easier. Whatever happened to that?

Slither! Slither is on Amazon Prime! It is a good day🥳🥰 Also how the hell is their algorithm so stupendously badly designed that it's never suggested this to me? Utter madness.

Why no Bitdefender, I would not like to let my subscription auto-renew for the princely sum of £85. Mostly because I can buy the same service for well under half that on your website. I mean, come on. At least Dick Turpin wore a mask😂

So... I sat down to look at buying some tiles two hours ago. Instead I now have a design for a puzzle game based on assembly code. That's normal, right?👀

In other news, please buy my new Business Development Guide.

Life's small tragedies. Round sink bowls are an endangered species and you have to make do with what sizes are available at the time. This one looks a little lost in its new home the poor thing🥹

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Military dogs seems a risky choice, given the potentially unpredictable outcomes. How about we use tech startup CEOs and venture capitalists first? I don't mind so much if they grow four foot fangs and can dangle from your ceiling unaided. www.forbes.com/sites/amyfel...

Ruin a song by adding “in my pants” to the title. The Second Coming in my pants.

Ruin a song by adding “in my pants” to the title. Good Vibrations in my pants.

Ruin a song by adding “in my pants” to the title. Erector Set in my pants.

Ruin a song by adding “in my pants” to the title. Too Hot for My Chinchilla in my pants.

Ruin a song by adding “in my pants” to the title. Glasgow Mega-Snake in my pants.

Having a clear out and Bloody Hell - I own a copy of OSX! How did that happen?!? That's even more surprising than the discovery that I own a USB Floppy drive😂

My guilty gaming pleasure - #LEGO games! Love them. So much happy, smashy goodness! OK, so 𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘰𝘯 𝘈𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 was pants. But 𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘯: 𝘓𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘒𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 is all kinds of Brillo and Yay🥰 Also I once had a sedated endoscopy. When the drugs wore off I discovered I'd bought 9 Lego games on Steam😅

I did. I did love Lucy Dreaming🥰

That moment two years ago when Jynx figured out something important about The Red Dot😅 #CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky

Before I lay it to rest at the Happy Meadows municipal waste crater, anyone interested in some PC hardware from the last 15 years or so for the price of postage? Probably most of two PCs including cases. I'm looking at collectors of electronic t̶a̶t̶ curios such as the esteemed @fuzzweed.co.uk & co

Back from a walk and worked up an appetite. Now to cook these yummy looking things I found along the way🤤 #foraging

Back from a walk and worked up an appetite. Now to cook these yummy looking things I found along the way🤤 #foraging

Doodles!✏️ And Oh Dear Gods😅 I think I nailed this together as a throwaway joke about six years ago, when I was getting a bit hacked off at how reductive some #ADHD memes were getting. A few folks ended up 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 peeved about it on The Old Bad Place. Perhaps I didn't think that through🫣

‼️Question to those who know about the dark arts of kitchen appliances‼️ Do Panasonic microwaves 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 wobble? Two out of four I've unpacked have and yes OK that's half not all but let's not stoop to pedantry. The feet certainly aren't adjustable. And easy to shove something under one. But still🤨

I feel Bosch may be trying to get me more excited about my new kettle than is strictly warranted.

Honoured and respected #Retrogames enthusiasts of a certain age! I was just blathering on at @logrus.uk about 80s UK Crisps based games and wondering why nobody made any. Then I remembered - Mastertronic's Action Biker! So. Can anyone think of any others? I feel this is very important research🙂

Make a war film rubbish: Saving Ryan's Privates.

Make a war film rubbish: Saving Ryan's Privates.

It's all about the puzzles in this new #PointAndClick #IndieGame 🧩🧩🧩 Original, satisfying, and often in bad taste... solve them all on 29 October 🧪🎩🌕 Prepare to lose an entire weekend to the five Ps: #puzzles, pups, puns, potions and poo. Highbrow, obviously.

The view of my brand new mid-life crisis☺️ Well. Technically my mid-life crisis minus 4 storeys of height. But still.

Haute couture writ large. No notes. Will be following fashion with dedication forthwith. #Nighthawks

OK @richardcobbett.bsky.social You're just trolling me now, aren't you?😂

Installing this in Strasbourg's European Parliament building is the single most childish thing I've ever seen in politics, and I love everything about it😅😂🤣

The Two Faces of Evil, Hammer House of Horror. Oh. My. Gods😱 I was very young. I don't remember exactly how young, but I aged at least 10 years while watching it. Nightmares. For 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴🫣

I have questions. Questions I'm not sure I want the answers to👀

Last photo of her. She was purring so loudly❤️ #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky

Amazing🤩 All it needs is Sega's innovative 32 bit Food Processor & Foot Spa. Although I can see why they're rare after the unfortunate product recall incidents with early models😬

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Jynx the day she was adopted. A tiny wee scrap of a thing, already a mum and barely 3kg, and the vet at the rescue assured me she was fully grown. Also the same cat on the same bed less than a year later, literally twice the size and 6.5kg😂

Tonight, this is therapy.