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Does “humanitarian” mean “mass murderer” now?

“That’s not nice” as Borat after a stroke.

A Freudian ship!

Putin and Trump playing chess and checkers respectively.

Star picture taken from my iPhone last night. Clear skies and new moon. Pleiades cluster visible.

A-ffirmative!

A friend in Nebraska who’s a mortgage lender says many clients are selling to tap equity and downsize because the economy’s shit right now. Very different from last year’s market. I’m hearing the same in Chicago—people are really struggling.

Internet please tell me someone has done a Coldplay/Andy Bayer meme with Trump and Epstein.

“Mirror mirror on the wall”

Sorry to be harsh, guys, but it seems like it might have been a bad idea to put the last living member of the California Raisins in charge of our healthcare system.

Fixed it.

"'May the Fourth' be with you, I tell you h'what." #MayThe4th #KingOfTheHill #StarWars

Unfortunately you can only lead one cult at a time.

It’s time for a new secdef with the qualities Trump admires most: military experience, a disregard for his subordinates, and sheer stupidity.

Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

Dedicated to the current times open.spotify.com/track/2XZS4h...

This is what I screen captured from the ‘book today.

People think if they ignore my jokes on slack I’ll stop making them. What they don’t realize is I’ve been doing this for almost 26 years now. I can go months without an emoji reaction and persist. I know I’m funny and so do you!

It’s been a few days since I left threads and I’ve definitely been spending less time rage-glued to my phone.

I’m ready to completely tune out the daily grind of Trump generated rage bait.

My favorite part of work is definitely scheduling meetings and then canceling them at the last minute to get an hour back.

What’s your favorite day of the work week and why? Friday is excluded.

What in the fuckity fuck

Saturday! Let’s do it!

I talk to myself a lot. Mostly I say “are you f*g kidding me?”