Ll.Coolbeans

Deleting Slack off my phone has been the most cathartic thing I’ve done in a long time

I used to think being born on flag day was cool until I lost my sense of patriotism

Don't sleep on The Monkees

Shit like this would be hilarious if everything wasn’t a fucking nightmare

The dumbest people who have ever existed are running the country

Are eggs cheaper yet

Is it out of the question to bring Vine back? Like, would that be so hard?

Zuckerberg killed your app, not the Chinese boogie man

I don’t claim to be a fashion™️ guy by any means, but those new balance loafers are truly horrendous. Come on now

After working with dogs for a few years, I’ve come to the conclusion that if your dogs name is Maddox (Maddux, Maddix, Maddicks), it just sucks. This theory has yet to be disproven

I finally peed out my kidney stone. It’s a Christmas miracle

Sega not having a Sonic Adventure 2 remake ready to go for the Sonic 3 release was a missed opportunity. That would’ve been an easy billion dollars

Make chord changes weird again

The Mario bros. memes are about to get real fun

I’ve had my twitter account since 2009. Finally straight up deleted the app, I am untethered

But why do finance bros dress exactly the same, is it like a hive mind, dress code kinda thing

This feels refreshing