mattisbear

@edsbs.bsky.social “Custodes RGB” is a phrase now

the reaction from @hollyanderson.bsky.social when @edsbs.bsky.social says “soft dom” is exactly what it’s like to be a high school substitute teacher in 2026

can you imagine being TCU and thinking you’re successful while being in the same tier of program as IOWA STATE?!?!

@edsbs.bsky.social, heads up: On the Evil Scale, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social needs an Eagles Fan bump to at least a 4-4.5.

it goes so much deeper than politics in that cesspool.

let’s see how YOU like it when someone interrupts YOUR nap bucko

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi i can't stop thinking about KidzBop "Lips of an Angel"

he sit like people

@edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social SACRE BLEU CE SONT LES GARCONS ROBUSTES! im sorry i had to create this to get it out of my head

why does he sit like people

Game of Zone ranks REEEEALLY high on the list of “pieces of media I wish were still being made”

@edsbs.bsky.social ONE HUNDRED MILLIGRAMS?!?!?

watching a replay of the TBT semifinal because Conner Frankamp has the same haircut he’s had for 15 years

i miss college basketball

they’re hungry for Tiger

doing my part @hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

i think most will go back to basics: 4th hand reports from practice and/or racial stereotypes i prefer to rely on deciphering cryptic social media posts and/or tiktok dance enthusiasm levels

Bill is 1 of 1. My personal Voice of March.

the coziest idiot

my dear friend @fank.osomedia.group let me know an interesting fact this morning TCU MBB has never had a winning record in conference play since they were in the WAC in 2001. That was three (3) conferences ago. And as of last night's 61-58 (nice) loss to Baylor, it will remain true this year.

the human body: “seems to be a lot of pollen in the air. let’s go ahead and flood the main air intake.”

this man is an ELITE writer. pick this book up after reading my favorite short story of his: roifaineantarchive.wixsite.com/rf-arc-hive/...

@juscarts.com check dms

your standard setter re: effort shouldn't be a freshman.

aight man, they don't want it this season v disappointing

show me something, Bears

it is very important, as a man, to do one thing: when shaving, always, always, ALWAYS miss or only partially get 1-3 hairs over the corner of your lip

officially at the “wake up at 5 so i have an hour of nobody bothering me” phase of fatherhood

im making birria and i have pepper in my nose now

just scrolling NBA Trade Reaction Worst News Ever NBA Trade Reaction Evil News NBA Trade Details NBA Trade Reaction Worst News Ever Bad Take About Worst News Evil News

the Mavs absolutely fucked up my whole paper clip barter challenge by instantly giving me $54 million for it

that “ordering at the bar and then waiting for takeout” beer is SO GOOD

i can't remember who did it and i think they deleted it or their account but one of the things i've laughed hardest at in my life was a tweet that was just: "[alanis voice] i'm full but i'm eating"

phrases that i have either heard or that my brain created since listening to this episode: Dick Mechanic Richard Mechanic (to the tune of Climb Every Mountain) "Mod Every Penis" "I pray for anyone who lands on this" - @edsbs.bsky.social

just how many legs you got there boy

you can do rails off literally every surface in this house

brian kelly